What’s the craziest thing that’s ever happened on a date?

Anonymous

Last fall, I went on a date with a woman I met on Coffee Meets Bagel. For the first date, she wanted to go shopping then get some coffee afterwards. I told her beforehand that I wasn't a big coffee drinker and she said that was fine.

When we get to the coffee portion of the date, I order first then she orders and pays for it. When she opens her wallet, a tampon comes flying out of it. She looks at me and laughs as she kicks it back towards where she was originally standing and picks it up.

At first I thought she was being nice by paying because I paid for all of the shopping, but it turns out she just wanted her points. As we’re waiting for our order, she whispers to me, “you don’t really drink coffee, do you?” As if she forgot that I told her yes prior. Then she orders a third coffee.

When the drinks are ready, she asks if we can go for a walk and she insists on holding the drinks. I let her do so and we wind up walking to her car. She gives me a side hug and says she has to go. Then I ask for my coffee, but she refuses to give it to me. She neighs like a horse and says, “I THINK NOT!” Then proceeds to put the coffees in her car along with her shopping bags and drives off.

I can’t believe this all happened. What’s the craziest date you’ve been on or craziest thing you’ve had happen on a date?

What’s the craziest thing that’s ever happened on a date?
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