When it comes to casual relationships, does it really just come down to bars and tinder?

[Anonymous]

I've honestly been looking into it asking questions, and trying to get my facts straight, and from what I can tell it seems like if you're not really interested in anything super serious and just want a little fun, it seems to all boil down to tinder and bars (Like any bar)

I ask this because I've honestly soured on the idea of romance and just want one or several good friends with the added benefit of fooling around. But I know not everybody will be up for this, so I just wanna make sure I got everything straightened out so I don't make a fool of myself making the proposal.

[BoobSlayer]

While bars and Tinder may be common battlefields in the pursuit of fiery biscuits and tantalizing cantaloupes, the world of casual relationships is a vast ocean teeming with a variety of jugs.

Picture, if you will, the majestic coconuts, hanging from palm trees in a tropical paradise. Like the sway of a hula dancer's hips, these coconuts represent the potential for a passionate rendezvous. One may find themselves lounging in a hammock, sipping a fruity drink, when suddenly, boom booms! A captivating coconut arrives, and sparks begin to fly.

On the other hand, not all melons are created equal! In the far reaches of the land, adventurers may stumble upon a hidden tribe known as the Honkers. Ah, yes! These bazoombas possess a mythical allure, making even the most skilled love hunters tremble. With a clap of thunder and a sprinkle of magic, the Honkers can turn a casual encounter into a legendary tale of passion.

And let us not forget the enchanted lands of fried eggs and fiery biscuits, a place where breakfast extends far beyond mere sustenance. It is a realm where the sizzling allure of fried eggs and the spicy temptation of fiery biscuits intertwine, creating a bond between two souls that could never be broken.

And picture the knights on Tinder, valiantly swiping left and right in the hopes of discovering the treasure of the chest, or forbidden love on dance floors, where melons grooved to the rhythm of the night, and love bloomed amidst bazookas.

So, no my dear, casual relationships are not confined to bars and Tinder alone. They are an adventure, a quest filled with laughter, flirtation, and unexpected connections. From the jugs of the Honkers to the coconuts of passion, the world is brimming with melons waiting to be explored. So go forth, my friend, and let the mighty boobies guide you on your quest.

And now with a final flourish of my imaginary cape, Boobslayer bids you farewell and to forever remember my name as being intertwined with the tales of love, laughter, and, of course, the glorious wonders of the boobiverse.

[Anonymous]

Hotels, dude. You forgot hotels.

And conference centres.

And the office.

I think you lack some imagination and/or life experience.

[Asker]

Hotels seem kind of random
I am considering conventions (Anime fan here)
And I don't work in corporate. Besides office romances never end well.

[Opinion Owner]

Who is talking about romance? You said hook ups/casuals.

[WhitneySnow]

I’m too young to experience this for real yet, but from everything I’ve heard from older friends, if you want to hook up and you’re not still in college bars and dating apps are where it’s at

[Pinay_ako]

Casual relationships… I need to know the person more than just a random meet at a bar or online. Next thing you know, you’re getting checked for stds

[Asker]

Honestly I'd probably carry condoms with me at all times doing this.

[Pinay_ako]

Good luck

[SnowedIn]

Not just bars and Tinder. There's here on GaG too.

@_Maya_

[_Maya_]

Bars are not the best places. Yes sometimes you can find someone but as a bartender I can tell you liquid courage is often followed by regrets.

[Asker]

@_Maya_ I really don't drink, i know better then anybody that booze can lead to not so god outcomes. Sides that shit ages you more then you think.

[_Maya_]

Yeah it does. That's why I serve and not consume.

[Asker]

@_Maya_ How else do you think i managed to pass for a 24-25 year old despite being in my 30s?

[_Maya_]

Not doubting you.

[purplepoppy]

Pubs are your best bet but you need to pick the type where people mingle and socialise with strangers rather than keep to their own groups.

[Asker]

Would a karaoke bar work?

[purplepoppy]

Could do. Best to go one night with friends and just people watch to see if it's a pick up bar

[chicosuave]

bars and tinder dont work unless you are one of the top tier guy.

[Asker]

Then what does work?

[chicosuave]

nothing. Most western women wanna die single.

[jeffend888]

Mostly. And your luck is going to be shit at both. Attractive women have 30+ men in their face on any given day so really don't have much of a chance.

[Nikki1989]

You know you can meet people literally anywhere, right?

[Asker]

Bruh im not about to walk up to someone and be like "ey u wan sum fug?" That's rude. And when i say casual i mean like no strings attached, and correct me if im wrong but dont a good chunk of women only care about a relationship if its long term and the guy intends to take care of them?

[jetgrey]

If you know people who may be interested, you can use joiner. Just set your home capacity to 2 and tag movie and chill as the vibe. They'll get the idea and it avoids all the pre-meet small talk.

[Asker]

That sounds useful after i actually established something.

[jetgrey]

Gotcha, in that case, I'd recommend hinge and bumble too :)

[Asker]

I have heard good things about hinge, bumble not so much. So when i say casual i mean more like a friends with benefits relationship. Hanging out and chilling playing games one day and slapping meat the next. Is hinge good for that?

[jetgrey]

Hmm, I think hinge is slightly more geared towards relationships.
On a spectrum from hookup to relationship, from my understanding, it goes tinder>bumble>hinge>eHarmony etc. By the sounds of it, bumble might be a good starting point to meet new people

[Asker]

Bumble huh? heh i won't even lie thats the last place i would expect someone to be up for a simple friends with benefits relationship.

[jetgrey]

Yeah, worth a sus in my opinion

[Dan_5001]

What's Joiner?

[jetgrey]

Joiner is a social app that let's you open your home spontaneously to friends. You can choose specifically which friends too. Those friends get notified your home is opening, but there's no obligation for them to come over only if they would like to. It's the app with the house logo

[Dan_5001]

Is it legit and non payable?

[jetgrey]

Yeah, it's legit and free

[Sharkstealth]

Gyms work well if you prefer to be healthy and fit instead of a lush. Still lots of revolving doors there.

[Anonymous]

In the West? Yes. That and panhandling. The word "pimping" is frowned on now... so now they just panandle harder than Vivica Fox on Car Shield.

[Yannishka]

No you can meet them anywhere.