Best flirty chat up lines?

[Riverdog]

Men - What’s the best chat up line you have heard?

Women - Best ones you have used on Men

Bonus points for discrete ones

[Kinkyhubby]

I have heard a lot, but most some are jokes.

1. Guy. "I like you outfit, it looks great on you"

Girl "thank you"

Guy" it will better on my floor."

2. Guy "hi, is God a thief?"

Girl. "Why"

Guy " because he stole the stars from the skies, and put them in your eyes"

3. Guy "hey, want to grab a pizza and a fuck"

Girl. "No" (maybe a slap)

Guy. "What, you don't like pizza"

[Wraith_Cemetery]

A girl, who had the same love for Lord of the Rings as me, told me:

“I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.”

Which is a line from the films said by Arwen to Aragorn. Best pick up line ever.

[Pinay_ako]

I heard this one joke: Are you garbage? Coz I wanna take you out? 🤣

[bros26]

It is a joke?

[Pinay_ako]

@bros26 🤣 no, you are

[bros26]

I don't mind to be a joke
If it's put smile on your face...😘

[purplepoppy]

Are you any good at taxidermy? I've a beaver that needs stuffing.

[KrakenAttackin]

😂😂😂. Poppy comes through.

[Deformate]

Never really used chat up lines. I tend to just make comments or compliment.
I once told a woman I saw a lot in a shop that I really liked her necklace. Seemed to make her day and she tried talking to me whenever she saw me and developed a crush on me.

[LaFemmeFatale_1]

I don’t have any.


But once a friend of mine who’s really pro at flirting - told me the best technique is to look at him and picture that you two are having sex. At that time you naturally turn very sexy and flirty. That’s what she said and I’ve not tried but works perfectly well for her.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I’m Jealous Of Your Heart!

Your Jealous Of My Heart?

Yeah Because It’s Pumping Inside Of You & I’m Not.

[Nxtawm]

One I’ve heard but haven’t used yet is

Guy: wyd?
girl: why? Miss me?

simple but I think it’s pretty smooth for a small bit of flirting

[Peter_Penetrator]

Guy: Hey, do you like suits?


Girl: Of course.


Guy: Well I will talk with a good friend of mine at NASA and see about getting you fit for one; because I am going to fly you to the moon!!!

[Mamaliv]

Swoon

[Peter_Penetrator]

Thank ya!!!

[Mamaliv]

Haha

[BobLouis]

Your beauty is so captivating, I feel like I'm being pulled in by your siren song.

[Subflics]

The ones you don't memorize

[SL1CK_BL1CK]

this