Which of these chat up lines do you like?

Question

A recent poll found a quarter of singles still use chat up lines in 2023. Below is a list of the best and worst of them. So do you agree with it and which is your favourite from it.
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1. Is your name WI-FI? Because I'm feeling a connection - 16%

2. Is your name Google? Cause you're what I've been searching for - 15%

3. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got 'fine' written all over you - 15%

4. Should we get coffee? Cause I like you a latte - 14%

5. Are you on loan? As you've got my interest - 14%

6. If being beautiful was a crime, you'd be on the most wanted list - 13%

7. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? - 13%

8. What number should I use to text you goodnight? - 13%

9. I believe in following my dreams... so lead the way - 13%

10. Do you work at NASA? Because your beauty is out of this world - 12%

11. Is your name Chamomile? Cause you're a hot-tea - 12%

12. Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie - 12%

13. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together - 11%

14. Aside from stealing hearts, what do you do? - 10%

15. I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together - 9%

16. Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine? - 9%

17. Wow, you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend - 8%

18. Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away - 9%

19. Do you know what my shirt is made from? Marriage material - 9%

20. Are you a time traveller? Because I see you in my future - 9%

21. You spend so much time in my dreams, I should charge rent - 8%

22. I am not religious, but you're the answer to all my prayers - 8%

23. Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes - 7%

24. Are you Nemo? Cause I've been trying to find you - 7%

25. Are you a keyboard? Cause you're just my type - 7%

BoobSlayer · Accepted Answer

"Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them".

I find this pick up line to be patriotic and effective, yet it also expresses an appreciation for the beauty of a woman's chest.

When I use this line, it often evokes an amused response from the woman I'm talking to. It's very flattering to women as the intent behind the pick up line is to recognize and celebrate the beauty of their melons, boobies, and tits. This helps to create an atmosphere of mutual admiration and respect, as you're recognizing their place in history.

This pick up line allows me to express my admiration in a non-threatening way. By incorporating a popular landmark with the woman's chest, I'm able to draw a comparison between her and something iconic. It implies that my admiration for her gazoongas is so great that I think they should be up there with the Founding Fathers.

The breast references such as milkers, fried eggs, chesticles, honkers, and jugs are all used to point out the fact that women have a beautiful chest and they should be celebrated. The connotations behind these words are positive, suggesting that women should be proud of their curves and embrace their femininity.

So, my favorite pick up line is "Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them". It's a humorous and playful, just like my below-average cock.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Most of them are awful or I have just heard them too many times, I kinda like 11 and 14 though I would say Jasmine as its vaguely possible there are actual living females with that name.

There is one i heard when i was a teenager which really hasn't aged well:

Here's 10p, call your Dad and tell him you aren't coming home tonight.

Obviously that is wrong for all sorts of reasons now, including but not limited to; public phones aren't a thing anymore, if they were you couldn't make a call with 10p, everyone has a mobile now, telling a girl that she isn't coming home tonight is more suggestive of her impending death than a chat up line and although it is true technically speaking that she is supposed to be staying with her Dad tonight, as its a weekend, he doesn't know that because he hasn't seen her since she was 13, its just the lie she tells her mum so she can ride the cock carousel every weekend and although she is a massive whore she still isn't going to fuck you because she funds her lifestyle by selling her cunt to an apparently endless stream of twats all of whom are inexplictably called Chad Thundercock.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

11. Is your name Chamomile? Cause you're a hot-tea  It sounds cute. Brb I'ma go use it for research

AviatorTom · Answer

I suppose most of them would get a laugh from a woman, which is a good start. 19. Do you know what my shirt is made from? Marriage material - 9% is probably the biggest lie.

Lliam · Answer

Real smooth. 🥴🥴🥴

How 'bout getting to the point?
If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
I may not go down in history, but I will go down on you.
I’m not a dentist, but I could give you a filling.
Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.

😂😂😂

exitseven · Answer

Really cheesy. The one i thought was clever was what number should I use to text you goodnite?

Anonymous · Answer

None of them... "You look sexy & hot can we fuck" ?

Pete671 · Answer

Do you have any Irish in you? would you like some?

Anonymous · Answer

How could anyone resist these pick up lines?

Andres77 · Answer

And some girls fall for this silliness.

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