Give me your best pick up lines, let's hear them?

Question

Ok big talker… show me sum then 👀

FunkyMonkee · Accepted Answer

Hey, darlin' are those cannons under your shirt or are you just happy to see me?
Wanna come back to my place and play "hide the salami"?
Don't get too close, darlin', I don't want you to get scorched.
You've got fire in your eyes and I've got just what it takes to make it a roaring blaze!

Are those cheesy enough?

aaron13547 · Accepted Answer

I ask what your most afraid of? and when you look at me like I ain't telling you my secrets... I tell you what I'm most afraid of, and it makes you feel comfortable enough to talk to me.

Finchie40 · Answer

Excuse me Can I please have my breath back 😊

AviatorTom · Answer

"Hi" always worked or me.

WhiteSteve · Answer

If you want something of the more corny variety, you can walk past a gal and be like “WHOA!!! Careful!!!”, when she’s done nothing. She hopefully stops and asks what you’re talking about, and you say “Those eyes…. You almost knocked me over!”

Womp-wahhhhhh, lmfao, works better in my head than it probably does in reality😂 Too contrived.

Honestly, my best one was probably watching this girl get swarmed by these dudes at a bar while I was bouncing. She clearly wasn’t interested but was humoring them. I think they just gave up and moved on, and when they did, I had just collected a couple empty glasses to return to the bar by where she was standing.

It timed out right where they had just left and it was the last thing that had happened to her, so I was able to just sidle up and say “”Prettiest Girl At The Bar” seems like it might not be all it’s cracked up to be….” IMMEDIATELY disarmed her, haha. It was more of anti-pickup line, and just being able to relate to her, rather than being Guy #53 to hit on her today.

I think that’s what got me in, just standing apart from the others, showing interest but not being overtly aggressive. Let’s her know I think she’s cute in a way that’s flattering but not expectational. Then I can just gauge her and give back whatever vibe I’m getting. She happened to be into me, so it worked out. If she wasn’t, it’s easy for either of us to politely walk away from👍👍

No better approach than being genuine and authentic🤷‍♂️

aceleon · Answer

no pick up line, i just go with the flow, womans are not one way recipe yes somethings has more rate of accomplishment but it is still safer to just follow the motion of the ocean.

only thing that always works is being completely relaxed, having any nervous system inside you when you are talking to a woman is the equavelant of bleeding infront of a shark.

if you have pre network to reach the same woman it is all the better, i can't count how many of the girls i ever had was at least %50 thanks to my female friends filling me on and creating an enviroment that i could pass the meeting part about the girls i would lay my eyes and since the hardest part is always the meeting part the rest is just fun.

actually enjoying the company of woman is the best pick up line you can have.

Zionne · Answer

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? loool

D_Bone_Steak · Answer

I don't do that... I just send shirtless pictures. Now on the other hand, and the reason I'm here to read other people's comments... I've heard some funny ass lines. They're better than your ma ma jokes half the time because they're so lame.

ChicoFromThe305 · Answer

I don't have any, I'm a natural, I don't rehearse, I just say what comes to my mind using the environment if that makes sense or using ideas I create based on the conversation for example.

Staximus · Answer

I don't really do pick up lines. I'll just say something like "want to go get burgers at the pier?" "Or let's drive up the coast to Malibu and get some lobster sandwiches" or "want to go see my friends dumb band play?"

Nikki1989 · Answer

You wanna fuck? Works like a charm.

Abbycado · Answer

yup.

beefcakebradybatson · Answer

"Do you know Bobby Shantz ( left-handed former MLB pitcher;1952 American League Most Valuable Player and former Philadelphia Athletics manager/owner [1901-1950] Connie Mack's sole surviving player) was 100 Sept.25,2025?"

How 'bout "Spouses Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones are 81 and 56 Sept.25,2025?"

OneViewpoint · Answer

Sorry, no pick up lines. Just long slow conversation over many times coming together and going away. Getting to know people. Them getting to know me. Sharing time and experiences. Maybe some good food and drink. Either we connect or we don't.

MJVillarama · Answer

Here’s one “Are you a magician? Because whenever you’re around, everything else disappears.” Your turn!

MrChinaski · Answer

Maverick: She's lost that loving feeling. Goose: Damn. I hate it when she does that... All time classic.

yourAverageUserName · Answer

honestly I dont use pickup lines truth is any girl worthwhile won't mind waiting to know you better it builds your bond but also increases your patience so that way after a couple weeks you can ask her out if not your friendly enough to have a possible friend of course not everyone has that mindset to where they would be friends with there ex or there crush that rejected them but that has always worked for me personally currently i am friends with my ex and we are super close friends

MuddyMole · Answer

"Hello" (you have to start with hello)

dwreborn · Answer

I might walk up and say" I thought i saw you smile at me" and when she says "no i didn't smile at you" I would say "you haven't yet but you will" and start talking if she goes for it

Greek_goddess_Iris · Answer

I don't know about the "best one". But the funniest one is "Your dad's willy must be a chilly bc you are fucking hot". 😂

Ariesman81 · Answer

Jesus, took long enough. I'll take the #2, extra cheese on that... and a large Coke.

BruceWayne32123 · Answer

Nice cheeks, how many dates until I can spread them?

jshm2 · Answer

LOL, that's like asking to play rock, paper scissors... via text.  The whole spark of a good pickup line, is the heat of the moment.

LiamJHayden · Answer

Your beauty just blinded me, I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

dougeats · Answer

Are you a pie? Because I’d like a piece of you 😋

Aiko_E_Lara · Answer

"if you were a booger, I'd pick you" (I just kept hearing that)

MisterWack · Answer

I never understood why men say women belong in the kitchen, They serve better in bed.

DannyUk2017 · Answer

What a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? 🤔😂

Bloodparadise · Answer

Are you the sun? Because ur the reason I live Are your lips frozen candy without the wrapper? Are you a sailor? Coz ur my swear word

Cidknee · Answer

Hi! I lost my car after I was run over and I am going to therapy for my knee. Im driving my lawnmower across town to get their. They want to replace my right knee.

ariadneR · Answer

'Throws ice on the ground' Now that I've broken the ice. 😄😄😅🤣

Anonymous · Answer

Oh my God, I think that's the same dress in the window of the charity shop. Don't worry. You look like a million bucks though! I did laugh, and it started the conversation.

Anonymous · Answer

"You remind me of an overdue library book because you have "FINE" written all over you!"

RingOfFire · Answer

Are you Jamaican? Because jamaican me crazy!

janemarie15 · Answer

HAHA don't need any pick up lines bro! Just be yourself, boost your confidence and let your humor be natural :)

David318578 · Answer

Have you ever given a blowjob in a lambo? It sucks lol

Ironic_Method · Answer

Hey girl, are you a US school? Because I'd love to shoot some kids inside you.

Sal_Monella · Answer

The keys to my Bentley would look good in your purse.

Jay-_- · Answer

You must be a defibrillator, cause everytime I see you you kick start my heart.

Levin · Answer

I have an English accent. No pick up line necessary.

foxsquirrell · Answer

Hello bitch! Want to be my slut tonight? 😁 Is it good?

kaucky1 · Answer

👀🤪😋  believe it or not I don't really have to speak to do it, it just happens

Kingofkings1992 · Answer

I’m good. Lmao. Pick up lines are for the immature and desperate. I’m a grown man in my 30’s. Not barely out of my teens

Dazlaar81 · Answer

Chat up line -   Can I call you sunset? Because I’d love to see you go down.

robocop666 · Answer

Hey Sandy sorry I am late traffic was crazy what drinks you got me?

BarryLiverstone · Answer

Nice shoes! Wanna go make out?

kmg9150 · Answer

Heyyyyyyy. Nice shoes! Wanna fuk?

serious · Answer

I don’t have any pick up lines

DrPepper12 · Answer

Wanna fuq?  It's worked before...

slatyb · Answer

Hi, I'm...

Iron_Man · Answer

Hey” hey” good lookin”

captain_voidwalker · Answer

You look like a cut of fuckable meat.

Cyfris · Answer

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Sam1133 · Answer

I have money i don't need pickup lines..💀

Anonymous · Answer

I'm way too shy to use any pickup lines.

FenixG45 · Answer

Hi! I'm... What's your name?

qwerty2469 · Answer

I dont pick up trash.

Enginn · Answer

You stole my heart. But you can keep it.

Allmenrsick · Answer

Believe in God

Anonymous · Answer

I don't have any they are for peasants

Markella7 · Answer

Hi What’s your name?

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