Ok big talker… show me sum then 👀
- 344 opinions shared on Flirting topic.
8 moHey, darlin' are those cannons under your shirt or are you just happy to see me?
Wanna come back to my place and play "hide the salami"?
Don't get too close, darlin', I don't want you to get scorched.
You've got fire in your eyes and I've got just what it takes to make it a roaring blaze!Are those cheesy enough?
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Very
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Cool!
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8 moI ask what your most afraid of? and when you look at me like I ain't telling you my secrets... I tell you what I'm most afraid of, and it makes you feel comfortable enough to talk to me.
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328 opinions shared on Flirting topic. Excuse me Can I please have my breath back 😊
31 Reply- 5 mo
Let's bond, baby, you're Blossom, I'm Brady, you've got me crazy with your hot bod, lady !!!
8 mo"Hi" always worked or me.
31 Reply- 8 mo
Because you're handsome.
8 moIf you want something of the more corny variety, you can walk past a gal and be like “WHOA!!! Careful!!!”, when she’s done nothing. She hopefully stops and asks what you’re talking about, and you say “Those eyes…. You almost knocked me over!”
Womp-wahhhhhh, lmfao, works better in my head than it probably does in reality😂 Too contrived.
Honestly, my best one was probably watching this girl get swarmed by these dudes at a bar while I was bouncing. She clearly wasn’t interested but was humoring them. I think they just gave up and moved on, and when they did, I had just collected a couple empty glasses to return to the bar by where she was standing.
It timed out right where they had just left and it was the last thing that had happened to her, so I was able to just sidle up and say “”Prettiest Girl At The Bar” seems like it might not be all it’s cracked up to be….” IMMEDIATELY disarmed her, haha. It was more of anti-pickup line, and just being able to relate to her, rather than being Guy #53 to hit on her today.
I think that’s what got me in, just standing apart from the others, showing interest but not being overtly aggressive. Let’s her know I think she’s cute in a way that’s flattering but not expectational. Then I can just gauge her and give back whatever vibe I’m getting. She happened to be into me, so it worked out. If she wasn’t, it’s easy for either of us to politely walk away from👍👍
No better approach than being genuine and authentic🤷♂️
10 Replyno pick up line, i just go with the flow, womans are not one way recipe yes somethings has more rate of accomplishment but it is still safer to just follow the motion of the ocean.
only thing that always works is being completely relaxed, having any nervous system inside you when you are talking to a woman is the equavelant of bleeding infront of a shark.
if you have pre network to reach the same woman it is all the better, i can't count how many of the girls i ever had was at least %50 thanks to my female friends filling me on and creating an enviroment that i could pass the meeting part about the girls i would lay my eyes and since the hardest part is always the meeting part the rest is just fun.
actually enjoying the company of woman is the best pick up line you can have.
10 ReplyDo you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? loool
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😂😂
7 moI don't do that... I just send shirtless pictures. Now on the other hand, and the reason I'm here to read other people's comments... I've heard some funny ass lines. They're better than your ma ma jokes half the time because they're so lame.
11 Reply- 5 mo
Very lame honestly 🤣
8 moI don't have any, I'm a natural, I don't rehearse, I just say what comes to my mind using the environment if that makes sense or using ideas I create based on the conversation for example.
15 Reply- 8 mo
I ain't ask for technical advice.
You walkin down the street see me.
Hit me wit it - 8 mo
If you are expecting a pickup line, you are going to be disappointed cause I don't do that cheesy shit, I'd just be straight forward if I was interested and I'd ask for some contact information 😂
- 8 mo
Denied. Lack of effort
- 8 mo
Welp moving on to the next one 😂
- 8 mo
😂😂
I don't really do pick up lines. I'll just say something like "want to go get burgers at the pier?" "Or let's drive up the coast to Malibu and get some lobster sandwiches" or "want to go see my friends dumb band play?"
10 Reply1.9K opinions shared on Flirting topic. You wanna fuck?
Works like a charm.
22 Reply- 8 mo
😂😂

yup.
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8 mo"Do you know Bobby Shantz ( left-handed former MLB pitcher;1952 American League Most Valuable Player and former Philadelphia Athletics manager/owner [1901-1950] Connie Mack's sole surviving player) was 100 Sept.25,2025?"
How 'bout "Spouses Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones are 81 and 56 Sept.25,2025?"
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8 moSorry, no pick up lines. Just long slow conversation over many times coming together and going away. Getting to know people. Them getting to know me. Sharing time and experiences. Maybe some good food and drink. Either we connect or we don't.
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7 moHere’s one “Are you a magician? Because whenever you’re around, everything else disappears.” Your turn!
11 Reply- 5 mo
Ok. Ok
8 moMaverick: She's lost that loving feeling.
Goose: Damn. I hate it when she does that...
All time classic.
https://www.youtube.com/embed/Y7YyC3Z1dbg10 Reply
8 mohonestly I dont use pickup lines truth is any girl worthwhile won't mind waiting to know you better it builds your bond but also increases your patience so that way after a couple weeks you can ask her out if not your friendly enough to have a possible friend of course not everyone has that mindset to where they would be friends with there ex or there crush that rejected them but that has always worked for me personally currently i am friends with my ex and we are super close friends
10 Reply"Hello"
https://www.youtube.com/embed/I3s6TfiA8c8
(you have to start with hello)10 ReplyI might walk up and say" I thought i saw you smile at me" and when she says "no i didn't smile at you" I would say "you haven't yet but you will" and start talking if she goes for it
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8 moI don't know about the "best one". But the funniest one is "Your dad's willy must be a chilly bc you are fucking hot". 😂
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5 moJesus, took long enough. I'll take the #2, extra cheese on that... and a large Coke.
11 Reply- 5 mo
🤪🤪
7 moNice cheeks, how many dates until I can spread them?
17 Reply- 5 mo
Depends on how wide the dick can spread them
- 5 mo
Message me and find out
- 5 mo
@Kenkebuttery I actually forgot I wrote this it’s been so long 😂
- 5 mo
🤣yeah i forgot i even had this and was like oh yeah. Let's see how that's going
- 5 mo
Haha I do still like my answer though. Probably not the best pick up line but still pretty funny
- 5 mo
Yup. Not bad
- 5 mo
Helps when the girl is like you and doesn’t get offended about butt stuff
LOL, that's like asking to play rock, paper scissors... via text.
The whole spark of a good pickup line, is the heat of the moment.
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8 moYour beauty just blinded me, I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
20 Reply Are you a pie? Because I’d like a piece of you 😋
11 Reply- 5 mo
I have a pie
8 mo"if you were a booger, I'd pick you" (I just kept hearing that)
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Accepted, made me laugh
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*hugs*
8 moI never understood why men say women belong in the kitchen,
They serve better in bed.
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8 moWhat a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? 🤔😂
10 Reply
8 moAre you the sun? Because ur the reason I live
Are your lips frozen candy without the wrapper?
Are you a sailor? Coz ur my swear word
20 ReplyHi! I lost my car after I was run over and I am going to therapy for my knee. Im driving my lawnmower across town to get their. They want to replace my right knee.
10 Reply'Throws ice on the ground'
Now that I've broken the ice. 😄😄😅🤣
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Anonymous(25-29)7 moOh my God, I think that's the same dress in the window of the charity shop.
Don't worry. You look like a million bucks though!
I did laugh, and it started the conversation.
11 Reply- 5 mo
Oof. A diss and a compliment
Anonymous(45 Plus)8 mo"You remind me of an overdue library book because you have "FINE" written all over you!"
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8 moAre you Jamaican? Because jamaican me crazy!
210 Reply- 8 mo
Thanks... yes it's pretty funny! Hmmmm... That dog looks very familiar. 🤔
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I thought so! - 8 mo
Sorry to hear that. Hope you are okay. Thought it was you with a new name.
- 8 mo
Ah yes, the assassination. Horrible. Maybe even worse is the disgusting comments by the Democrats. They have no souls.
8 moHAHA don't need any pick up lines bro! Just be yourself, boost your confidence and let your humor be natural :)
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8 moHave you ever given a blowjob in a lambo? It sucks lol
10 Reply
8 moHey girl, are you a US school? Because I'd love to shoot some kids inside you.
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8 moThe keys to my Bentley would look good in your purse.
10 ReplyYou must be a defibrillator, cause everytime I see you you kick start my heart.
10 ReplyI have an English accent. No pick up line necessary.
01 Reply- 8 mo
Except in England.
8 moHello bitch! Want to be my slut tonight? 😁
Is it good?
10 Reply👀🤪😋 believe it or not I don't really have to speak to do it, it just happens
10 Reply
8 moI’m good. Lmao. Pick up lines are for the immature and desperate. I’m a grown man in my 30’s. Not barely out of my teens
10 ReplyChat up line -
Can I call you sunset? Because I’d love to see you go down.11 Reply- 8 mo
. I hope you have pet insurance? Because I’m about to destroy your pussy.
. You should sell hotdogs; because you already know how to make my sausage stand.
Q - What do a bunch of roses and your knickers have in common?
A - I want to smell them both.
. You seem like a wonderful woman, sexy on the outside and sweet on the inside - I know my eyes are working fine but would you mind if I licked your pussy to see if I was right twice?
. I’m like a good book that you’ve never heard of. You don’t know how good it’ll be between the covers until you experience it for yourself
8 moHey Sandy sorry I am late traffic was crazy what drinks you got me?
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8 moNice shoes!
Wanna go make out?22 Reply- 8 mo
Denied weak game
- 8 mo
I agree, but you can imprint from your weak game
Heyyyyyyy. Nice shoes! Wanna fuk?
10 Reply3.3K opinions shared on Flirting topic. I don’t have any pick up lines
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8 moWanna fuq?
It's worked before...
21 Reply1.1K opinions shared on Flirting topic. Hi, I'm...
12 Reply- 8 mo
Denied that's plain
3.1K opinions shared on Flirting topic. Hey” hey” good lookin”
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8 moYou look like a cut of fuckable meat.
20 ReplyNice shoes, wanna fuck?
00 ReplyI have money i don't need pickup lines..💀
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Anonymous(36-45)8 moI'm way too shy to use any pickup lines.
20 ReplyHi! I'm... What's your name?
10 Reply
8 moI dont pick up trash.
10 ReplyYou stole my heart. But you can keep it.
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8 moBelieve in God
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Anonymous(36-45)8 moI don't have any they are for peasants
20 ReplyHi What’s your name?
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