What is the best thing to write in your tinder bio if you're looking for hookup?

[josajo]

[GreenLanternI0I]

Truth? If you are on Tinder, there are only 3 things that matter.

1. Looks. if on scale 1-10 you are 7.5 or higher, you will be getting a girl to blow your load. Anything below 7, don't waste your time and money.

2. The size of your Weapon, the bigger and thicker your caliber is, the faster, MUCH faster you be getting girls to unload your full magazine into different targets.

3. How fat your wallet is, if you have only $100K in your bank account and you are driving a low class Mercedes or BMW, don't waste your time or money.

[skunk3n]

"Didn't afford a hooker, maybe I can afford you?"

No seriously, get a hooker or go to a bar.

Tinder is the loooong complicated way, and you only worse the app for many girls if your intentions are unclear, and if they're clear, you'll just lower their view on us other guys plus you end up with blue balls.

[Anonymous]

I'm not looking for anything serious. I just want hot buttnaked sex.

No if you really want someone to hookup with you please don't write that.

Maybe go with I'm looking to have a good time and have something fun and casual with someone.

[inhua]

don't write anything. just put shirtless pics of your abs, pecs and biceps and you're already set. also put 6'3 in your bio

[Anonymous]

5’1 without shoes
5’2 with shoes
3,1 if I really like you

[Anonymous]

Admit you're a loser and you just want sex.