Girls, I am going on a combined bachelor/ette party next weekend and me and another groomsman like the same girl. How should we play this out?

[Anonymous]

[_Maya_]

Well first thing is to focus on the bride and groom and don't make this about that girl. That is advice you can take to the bank. You don't want to piss them off and least of all the bride. That is her big day and if you are messing around and causing problems or whatever she is gonna be pissed off. Next thing is if you like the same girl it is up to her. She may not want to be with either on of ya.

[Asker]

The bride said she is single and is willing to talk next weekend

[_Maya_]

Okay well there ya go. Talk to her and see if you get a good vibe then.

[Asker]

It’s going to be a competition, if he thinks he can steal her it’s going to get ugly, I’ll make sure he won’t get any ideas

[Grovermint]

Challenge him to a duel over her.

[Asker]

He will lose and I will claim her

[purplepoppy]

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