I'm probably the biggest asshole who ever lived but still can't get even a single date? We can all agree no one likes nice guys, what should I do?

[ValeriusDover]

[madhatters4]

i'm an asshole > i can't get a date > what am i doing wrong?

hahaha. cracks me up. girls do like nice guys. they don't want simps. they don't want "soft" pushovers. but they certainly aren't going for assholes.

basically if something isn't working. quit doing it.

[ValeriusDover]

There's no proof that girls go for nice guys, though. All the evidence suggests they find them boring (the genuinely nice ones) or manipulative (the fakes).

Yes, it isn't working for me. But the alternative definitely wouldn't work.

[madhatters4]

there is no evidence?
i'm a nice guy. all my friends are nice guys. literally all my friends but one are married. there's some evidence.
feel free to provide me the evidence that women only go for bad guys

[ValeriusDover]

The burden of proof is not on me, but I already explained why they do. The fact that there are lot of assholes and even psychotic murderers who are married would prove that women go for them, too, and that being nice is not a prerequisite.

[madhatters4]

ok. well keep doing what you are doing that isn't work.
don't ask the question if you already have your answer in you

[LiamJHayden]

"We can all agree no one likes nice guys"

False. Most do not like "Nice Guys" aka fake ass manipulators who turn bitter and vengeful when the manipulation fails. And most women do not like boring guys, which a lot of genuinely nice guys can be.

[ValeriusDover]

You said the statement was false but then followed it by backing it up? You pretty much put into words why nobody likes nice guys. Yeah, I know of the difference between different kinds of nice guys, nobody likes the boring ones, either.

Being an asshole is more exciting, glad you agree with me.

[Billlewis]

If you're really that much of an asshole, I'll do all I can to help you accomplish your goal, because the world is in dire need of more guys who are mean and nasty.

[ValeriusDover]

Thank you, glad to hear it. Any tips on how to take it further?

[colaman94]

Actually you'd be amazed how even nice guys or rude guys at my 2 years your senior. Haven't had any luck either.

[colaman94]

Happy to have further merry friendly babbling with you 👍🙃 or comments replies also man

[ValeriusDover]

I'm not sure what you're saying, but that's cool I guess.

[NavyOU37]

The fact you’re even asking this question comes through that you are desperate. Women can sense confidence.

[ValeriusDover]

If they're that good at reading minds, how come no one has ever figured out that I liked them?

[Tim2nice]

You’re obviously doing something wrong but with no information I can’t tell you what you’re doing wrong

[ValeriusDover]

I was hoping someone would rattle off suggestions.

I'm aloof and tend to act like I'm better than other people, like they're lucky if I even remember their names. I tend to swear a lot and don't care about offending people. I mock people that I deem uncool and humiliate them. I act bored and disinterested and make it seem like girls aren't worth my time. I threaten people just for kicks. I'm the baddest of the bad.