Funny, unless I need to be serious. The way I stay funny is that I keep a slice of cheese in my underwear. If something happens that I don't feel funny anymore, I put another slice in. If that doesn't do it, I switch right to a large blast of Cheez Whiz! That'll keep me funny for days! I win over a lot of dogs that way, too!! Problem is, it also attracts mice! Little buggers scoot right up the leg of my pants to get the cheese and, they're so fast, I can't grab them fast enough. One time I tried and grabbed the wrong thing! I was singing castratto for a few days after that! After that, I decided to start wearing pantyhose to keep the mice away from the cheese!
I used to keep the cheese in my shoes but, after a few months, I couldn't do that anymore because I was starting to grow my own cheese! Not on purpose, of course! It just grew naturally. I guess you could call it toe cheese. In order to get rid of it, I had to pick it and eat it. The dogs wouldn't touch it. Neither would the mice. Even the tow trucks wouldn't touch it! Makes great Hors d'oeuvre, though! I remember the first time dad saw that word. He pronounced it, "whore's divorce". Dad was pretty funny, too. He used to have a boxer shorts with red hearts all over them. One day, he wore them and went to his fave place for lunch and pulled down his pants in front of the head waitress (she's the one with the dirty knees) and showed her his underwear and told her that he's had a heart on all day. He ordered hot dogs for lunch that day. But no cheese. He knew about me!
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Depends on who I'm around. My preference is to be fun & goofy, but some people may be more annoyed by it so I'd have to adjust to them.
I was definitely the class clown growing up and that really hasn't changed. I enjoy making people laugh and happy. It brings me happiness so yeah. I'm serious when I need to be otherwise imma have a good time
Primarily serious, though when I'm funny, it's mostly in a snarky, sarcastic sense that can go over people's heads if they can't read sarcasm... it's great!
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I am a serious person mostly but people actually laugh at me because I am so serious. I donβt mind. Lol
definitely funny :D
but being an adult requires short periods of seriousness... and I comply...Yes. I am a very serious person when around people I do not know/like. I make jokes endlessly when with people I like
I switched between the two as circumstances change.
To the world Iβm very serious. In private Iβm silly and funny.
I'm a goofy generally, but I can be pretty seriously a lot of the time.. I guess it's all about the time and place.
I am serious about being funny! No wait, I'm funny about being serious. Or perhaps something else entirely that my mind hasn't made it's own mind up about.
depends on situation
im serious when I need to be serious n funny when I have to be funnyBoth but most of the time funny, that's what people tell me
Serious up to a point. if i get to know you and we're amicable, I am a goof ball.
Iβm just an awkward person
im almost never serious thoSerious when I have to be, otherwise I laugh at everything.
Iβm serious with a quiet funny side that gets ignored because the humor is dark but lightens up.
A bit of both
sometime one or the other, sometimes neither, sometimes both
It depends on my mood and the situation
Im a goofball but i know when to be serious
Most likely both.
A bit of both.
A bit of both depending on what it is
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