Is it OK to send men off chasing a giant pig if they want to be in a relationship with you?

[purplepoppy]

As we all know if a guy wants to be in a relationship with you it's important to send him off on a long quest first. This allows him to prove to not only you and your family that he's worthy but also to himself.

A quest I often send potential suitors on is to hunt down a giant wild boar that's stolen my hair brush. I need it so I can look good at our wedding. Unfortunately, none of the men who accepted the quest have returned and I'm forced to satisfy my needs by sharing my bed with their brothers.

What quests do you send men on so they can prove their worth to you?

This sounds familiar

First world problems

[Lliam]

How did that ornery boar get your hair brush, careless girl? Was it a magical boar who changed into human form to beguile you?

I would hunt down that cheeky pig and teach it a lesson. We would roast it on a spit at our wedding.
I'd use my.44 mag, though. I ain't going up against a giant boar with a spear and knife.

I am reminded of the legend of Diarmuid & Grainne. In the end, Djarmuid fights a giant bore in order to save his lover's life. He kills the bore but is mortally wounded in the process and dies in his lover's arms. How romantic.

[NathanDavis]

I actually had to go on a hunt trip with my college's girlfriend grandpa right the second I met him

well... we did walk into the woods, he said come here for a bit son.. his best and favorite rifle with him, he didn't even said hi first... he just asked how good of a shoot I was and told me about how much they all love their girl... how easy it is to get lost in those jungles and what not...

I wasn't required to bring back a pig... was asked not to be one, or else... lol

[IslaTheWitch]

Zemsta (Revenge) is a Polish comedy by Aleksander Fredro. And there is a phrase known in the whole Poland lol

Jeśli nie chcesz mojej zguby, krokodyla daj mi lubyit's written in verse, so I'll allow myself a poor translation plus adding context lol:

Klara asks Papkin to bring her a crocodile as a gift, if he wants to marry her (there was more conditions, but this one is not doable in Poland and in Europe lol, it's a suggestion from Klara, that she won't marry Papkin, who is over twice older than she :D )

[dustybiker2]

I settled for Klondike bars. The freezer section is where the single woman hang out. I wanted to prove he was faithful.

[Billlewis]

I've had quite a few women grant me the privilege of becoming their pay pig, but never to chase a real pig, but when a woman I like tells me to do something, I always do exactly as I'm told.

[exitseven]

https://www.youtube.com/embed/qVjiT1-WkUY

I would head to Canada for a showdown with one of these creatures.

[Effably]

Is this some Crusader Kings event?

Be very careful around strangely named horses.

[DJB72]

Giant Pig?

I thought you meant I had to kill the village BORE 😱🤦

Oopsie...

[naartjie]

The way I burst out laughing especially with mr CuriousMufucla s comment

[Billlewis]

I'd like to disassociate myself from his response to this question.

[KrakenAttackin]

We know how to deal with feral hogs in the U. S.!

https://youtu.be/eOYjvJFTXf4?si=Yi1x5gZN2ocr7yw6

[Anonymous]

First and foremost, you need to stop letting giant pigs into your home and having sex with them.

[CuriousMufuxka]

In my opinion, no! Go fuck yourself! But if those other dummies go chasing I'll certainly watch.

[war_daddy]

you're on this site and have no real profile picture so you're probably ugly as sin. why are you of all people sending men on "quests"?

[electromagnetic]

Maybe not a pig. Maybe 1KG of gold.

[elaphe]

That sounds silly. Why play head games?