Is my date a psycho/ cannibal?

[Idontknow76]

So I’ve been on a date with this guy and he kept massaging my back and arm in a firmer way and I’ve got a strange feeling about it but I still liked it I don't know don’t judge me I want some love i guess. so at some point he asked me if I have any tattoos and I said yes so my meat doesn’t taste great right and he said it doesn’t matter and I made this thing we woman do where we would act all clueless and dumb and smile and just look into a guy s house to find out what I want so I’ve asked how do you know repeatedly in a playful way till he looked dead in my eyes and said that he cut his enemy arm and it had tattoos but it still tasted good. The guy is strange you can t really tell what he thinks and he doesn’t speak much if not asked so I just acted like I’m cool with it and took it as a joke cuz I wanted him comfortable and I’ve asked how did it taste like and he immediately responded that it’s like those wild pigs I swear it was like he was having flashbacks and I’ve asked how much would it take for one leg to cook he said depends how tender you want it to be so if you want it to be really tender you have to let it 6 h and that it s very hard to part it good so you can fit it in the refrigerator and you have to know where to cut is this guy fucking with me and I’m an idiot or he might actually be doing that shit?

[Staximus]

People usually only stare at you silently for 3 minutes for 3 reasons. A. You are a newborn baby. B. You are on your deathbed. C. They are a fucking psycho. Stay away from this guy.

[sawno]

So you introduced the cannibal joke yourself?

[Idontknow76]

I actually don’t remember how it started but since i started to feel concerned about that enough to say that i have tattoos when he asked I think it came from something that he said

[molonski2]

I wouldn't be concerned about it , just bring some nice sauce and a chainsaw to your next meeting... just in case.

[Iron_Man]

You both are over my head. I’m too innocent for this.

[Idontknow76]

I left out many details because I was trying to write and post really fast since I can’t figure out if he was joking or not because he looked so serious

[Idontknow76]

And also he would say something and laugh after every time, it was so strange that I asked him he was on some type of drugs he said no but still who does that, just laughing after every word you’re saying it’s strange

[Idontknow76]

I would also like to mention that he grabbed me by my neck randomly and I was confused so I just said “ what was that supposed to mean”, he was even more confused than me after I’ve asked that and just took his glasses off and looked at me for a while I’m just realising how stupid it was everything that happened on this so called date

[Iron_Man]

Maybe that should be your last date he is gonna probably want to get into sex really soon

[Idontknow76]

As he was looking at me I kept asking why is he not speaking because it was really awkward and he was just looking and smiling at me for like 3 min in silence….

[Iron_Man]

OK make that your last date

[Idontknow76]

After that he told me I was cute, too cute for him to kill or eat me or both I just said thank you because how I’m supposed to respond to that.

[Idontknow76]

Yes, I’ll not see him again definitely

[Iron_Man]

That’s it no more dates

[Iron_Man]

Good

[es20490446e]

Human flesh tastes like ostrich, so he only wants to taste oyster.

[moneymagnet24]

😂😂😂😂