How do I screw my crush on Valentine's day?

[Dikkachu]

She is my barber and we have been flirting for almost seven months. She is short but has a huge butt. I dont hahve a job by the way. shpuld I get her a chocolate or what? What are the proper steps to get a girlfriend and screw her for free.

[MontBlanc]

If you just aim to “screw,” you’ll likely ruin your chances. Aim for connection instead.

• She’s your barber , respect boundaries
• Flirting ≠ interest
• Chocolate is fine as a kind gesture

Real steps:
Ask her out, be genuine, work on your own stability, and let things grow naturally.

Sex comes from mutual comfort and interest, not strategy.

[Vegasrunner]

@MontBlanc Thats exactly why women shouldn't give men dating advice.

[MontBlanc]

Advice isn’t about gender, it’s about perspective. Respect, honesty, and genuine connection work universally.

[Vegasrunner]

@MontBlanc False. Women dont understand what it takes to be attractive as a man which is why they are give pathetic advice like you just did.

[MontBlanc]

😏 I get why it might feel that way , but at the end of the day, respect, honesty, and showing up well are what really matter. That’s universal, not gendered.

[Vegasrunner]

@MontBlanc The fact you're focused on "feeling" proves my point. Men focus on facts. The original question was how can he screw his crush on Valentines day. This is a very specific ask. The advice you gave would not help him accomplish that task. Partly because like most women you are only viewing this from a female POV. From the Male POV
- She's your barber - You have time and leverage
- Flirting - Obviously she hasn't neen flirting w/ him. He is sharing the fact that he haa tried to flirt with her. She is simply being friendly to a paying customer. You are the man you make a strong definitive move, leave ambiguity to women.
- Chocolate is fine as a kind gesture - Its a stupid one. Never give a woman you like a gift b4 you are involved. She is going to think its odd and creepy. Plus he says he's broke so why spend money on a gift w/ a woman you dont even know likes you?

Real Steps - Before you schedule to make the next appointment call her and ask her out for Valentines day. Dont provide a place and give a time you will pick her up. If she agrees,, she likes you and you may be able to bang her. If she says no, go find another barber.
For woman sex comes from mutual comfort. For a 35 yro man sex comes from strategy, consistency and options.

[Nikki1989]

And men wonder why we call them pigs.

[Vegasrunner]

Not going to be easy but you need to ask her out first. You sound like a dork so remember when you ask her out dont give to much info just ask if she wants to go out on this and wait for her answer.

[Abbycado]

Troll @HollyK21

[HollyK21]

I don't know what’s worse, the username or his mindset😭 such a pig.

[zombiewoof]

Ask her

[Dikkachu]

thanks

[In_Trance]

Yea ok...