What’s the cringiest pick-up line you’ve ever used (or had used on you) that actually worked?

[michaelbernad001]

[OneViewpoint]

I don't recall ever having a woman use a cheesy pickup line on on me. I get approached all the time but most women will come up with an innocuous question or a comment about my clothes or grooming. I think it gives them plausible deniability if I don't flirt back. They can play it off as casual polite conversation.

But now that I think about it, a super cheesy pickup line is probably the only thing that would work on me. Or the best thing to try anyway. If she made me double over laughing and spit my drink out, I'd have to pay attention. Especially if she was trying to be over the top and funny rather than slutty/sexy.

[OneViewpoint]

Personally, I don't use pickup lines or approach women much in general. If I do find someone fascinating, it's a long slow process of fun flirty stuff and slow deep conversations over time.

[RavVid]

"Where do I know you from"

I actually thought I had met this girl. She bought into the game of identifying where we might have run into each other. Then I realized I was confusing her with another girl.

But it was going so well I just played along with it.

[strateguy632]

I tried that but no luck. I am glad it worked for you!

[RavVid]

@strateguy632 :) At the I thought This Works? Maybe the other corny lines work to.

[RavVid]

Thanks for a mho.

[jennifer_bloom]

I told a series of jokes and got a University of Toronto PhD student interested in me for 3 months. Another time I got a 6”6 male model interested in me by telling jokes. And I dated a 5”11 guy who never had a girlfriend before for 4 months without even kissing him or patting him on the shoulder. The third guy was interested in my bible knowledge.

[White_Widow]

"Your father was a thief, he stole all the stars from the heavens and put them in your eyes"

[pass_the_celery98]

That’s a good one

[Finchie40]

I agree that’s a good pick up line lol I am going to try it lol

[AviatorTom]

A friend dared me to try this line on a girl we both knew when I was in college.

"I want your body."

Surprisingly, it worked. Turns out she really liked me. We dated for a few months after that, but graduation separated us.

[Finchie40]

Yes , a beautiful girl approached me and said you look like you are lost? And I said yes I always feel lost in this life , with a smile on my face , then she said I wouldn’t mind getting lost with you , I was so turned on and immediately made out with her and ended up dating her for awhile , until she cheated on me

[MikeTheBartender]

"I'm gay". I was trying to help out buddies that never got action. I approached a group of women at the bar and told them "hey you girls look amazing, I'm gay but you should come meet my friends over there". One girl misheard and thought I said "I am engaged", I ran with it anyway because it would indicate I was unavailable and I could help out my buddies. But that girl ended up bringing me back to her place and giving me a blowjob while my friend sat in the living room drinking a beer.

[strateguy632]

I tried "do you like star wars"?

She (long stretched word): no!

Me: have you heard of the force in star wars?

She: who hasn't! Me: because i sense it is strong with you.

Cringe and it didn't work! But a nerdy gal heard, came and said "but i like star wars".

I should try, "Hi, for you i might break my engagement. What's your name?"

[lightbulb27]

"Is that a pickle in your pocket or are you just glad to see me".

It actually was a pickle, who the heck thought girls went around with pickles in their pockest, but some farmer girls gotta find places to put produce.

...

I'm just joking...

[bobalife]

I told @sami_dabbab "be careful to not fall for me too hard ;) "

[SAMI_DABBAB]

As if telling me was gonna stop it from happening 😭

[bobalife]

🤭 Hehehe

[beefcakebradybatson]

In 1974 when I was 21, a 49-year-old woman chased me almost into the London, Ont., Greyhound Bus Depot boys' room, saying she had a hysterectomy, as if I wanted to give my #blackboyjoy to some old broad !!!

[findacure4wokeness]

@beefcakebradybatson I doubt it. All your ego driven interracial sex stories makes you sound more like creepy predator of white women. She most likely rejected you and you called her a racist.

[beefcakebradybatson]

@findacure4wokeness Blow me, boy. You werent' there, and you would probably have r*ped black women in the segregated South. My a**, d**k and b**ls are better-looking and brainier than your mug, chappie !!!

[findacure4wokeness]

@beefcakebradybatson you weren't there either, only teenage incels who brags about fake sexaul conquests sound like you. Incels that deep down don't feel like a man because they can't get laid. Your over compensating for the same reason an old man with a small d#@k needs a sports car. Nobody here will check you on it because your black though. I have never slept with a black woman. Even though i have some hit on me.

[exitseven]

I really only have one pickup line that I used one year. I went 4 for 4 with it.

[Anonymous]

Cringy is in the eye of the receiver. lol But my latest was your lips, my cock?

[RingOfFire]

You must be Jamaican because Jamaican me crazy.

Used it once and we were a thing for 3 years.

[FunkyMonkee]

"I wish you were an orphanage because I'd love to put my children into you."

[MrChinaski]

I've found 'Do you want to get a drink?' works just fine.

[NathanDavis]

I've never used those

[nolabels]

You look mahvelous...

[Anonymous]

"is that padding or are those real" - 🧐👀😋