What's the best pick up line you have heard or used and did it work?

[Ez-Bri-Z_v2]

[Bricealan]

You like apples? I like apples! Let go back to my place and fuck? *Smashing sound of beer bottle breaking over Brice's head*

[Ez-Bri-Z_v2]

Lol I hear that just means she's more interested in you if she's breaking beer bottles over your head

[Bricealan]

The most trite thing I have ever heard is: "You come here often" ... that is the worst.

[Bricealan]

One of the main reasons I come to this site on a regular basis, is the humor, and those that also enjoy some humor on a regular basis. THANKS FOR THE MHO, AND THE 'LIKE' FROM YOU AND @exitseven.

[Ez-Bri-Z_v2]

I love me some good humor and yours made me laugh put lout literally.

You're very welcome for the mho and keep up the good work my friend

[WanderingLoveWizard]

"Please leave me alone before I call the police"

I get that one a lot. Works every time

[Ez-Bri-Z_v2]

Lmao

[Paige90]

Too funny!

[WanderingLoveWizard]

Thanks girls

[AviatorTom]

"You're doing something to my eyes... you are so beautiful. I can't keep my eyes off you."

Yes, it worked, a few times.

[Guffrus]

Might have to update that for the modern world.

How about;

'You're doing something to my eyes.. Do you have tourettes? (All the pick up books stress the importance of negging the woman) I can't stop winking at you'

Of course you have to also do a lot of winking with that one so its a bit of a performance piece.

I realise that it doesn't make any sense but I am hoping that the punchline will hit hard enough that it doesn't matter.

Probably success or failure will hinge on the quality and comedic timing of the winking and presumably whether or not she or a close relative actually does have tourettes.

[Pinay_ako]

Don’t use them. But someone once told me, aren’t you tired? You’ve been running in my mind all day. 🤣 it worked

[exitseven]

I had a friend who used to ask out any girl he thought was interesting He once told me that the worst that can happen is they say no. He got shot down a lot but also dated a lot of girls. So that year if I met some girl I wanted to go out with I would tell her the story about my friend plus anything else that was bouncing around in my head. Then I would just shut up and look at her. Then I would say "so wouldja?". By that time she would be so confused and maybe amused by the whole roundabout journey she would say yes. I went 5 for 5 with it one year

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[rachel776]

all these guys who say they've never dated anyone when they're 20 or 30 years old should do this. even 1 out of 5 is better than they're doing now

[exitseven]

@rachel776 It was when I was 23. right up until I met my future wife.

[RavVid]

"I know you!". Turned out I didn't know her from a bar of soap. But it worked and as it was working I keep quiet on the second sentence.

A girl used that on me. When I opened the door she said "Remember ME" and sailed in. I didn't remember her because I never met her. It worked.

[19magic]

The funny stupid ones are the ones I like.

My most favourite line is: if I were Burger king and you were McDonald I'll be having it my way and you'll be loving it.

It makes me chuckle every time I think of it.

[Mewzinc]

I read it as "I'll be having my way." Like the guy is raping you lol I don't know why my mind went there

[MementoMori777]

I don't use pickup lines, they are too cringy to me lol

[Pinay_ako]

Cringe cringe cringe 😬

[MementoMori777]

Had to say it 3 times cause one isn't enough 😂

[Pinay_ako]

Yes 🙌 🤣

[LiamJHayden]

Girl to me: "I'll bet you a drink that you are going to reject me."

Yes, it worked.

[Stressyalaire]

They never work. Depending on who delivered the line, I will pretend that it did.

[jamesgoldman]

The Beatles said money can't buy love but it's gets used wedding bands, that's a good second place

Got a few laughs, no dates and explained why I had 3 bands on my right hand

[007kingifrit]

i just bought a hat shaped like spongebob's pineapple house and I've been walking up to girls saying "who lives in a pineapple under this hat" and then introducing myself, its really funny

[Slingblade1126]

"Can you please turn your head for about 10 seconds? That should give me enough time to put qualuudes in your drink". Works 1 out of 100 times!

[Anonymous]

Wanna fuck?

and yes, if you are hot it works.

[BrookeS]

"Hello my name is amy. Whats yours?" And that girl is my fiancee so it worked.

[andreasderjuengere]

No, they all don't work. The girls of my interest are usually too smart to not look through the shallow attempt.

That's why I stopped trying since my 20's or so.

Instead, I display gentleman's manners as a bait.

[browndog]

I have a few percings, including my knob.
There replys are can i see then touch they want to experince how it feels

[normandi]

U want to go out for dinner... anything velse sounds corny

[Lokiion]

Pickup line’s don’t work boys please don’t use them you ruin your chances let me rephrase if yk you not that funny don’t use them if you funny and can think of some funny ones yk she would get go ahead and use it

[Edem12]

Exactly dear am in support of what you saying 🔥🔥🙏

[shades777]

I dont think I've ever used a pick up line but being funny and confident while being fit works better than trying to be funny and confident while "not" being fit

[Saamee]

What's the best pick up line you have heard or used and did it work?

[justabuddy]

Lol... I have never seen one work before.