What is the biggest burn your parents ever laid on you?

[Telekinetic-Potato]

One time I introduced this girl I was dating to my dad and he was like

"well he doesn't make a lot of money, did he tell you his parents are rich?"

And I'm like can't she be with me because I'm so amazing?

And she goes "yea, telekinetic potato's great"

So then my dad smirks and says

"yea, everyone says feels that way until you get to know him"

I couldn't tell if he was trying to make her run or be my wingman 😂

Oh and then she gave me this look as if she agreed with him. I think she did see me lose my shit on someone a few days earlier.

[Anonymous]

Introducing a new boyfriend to them and my mother blurted out that my ex was black so he better be packing downstairs like he was and then brought up that I had some sex toys that she compared to jack hammer power tools. She had been drinking and was mixed with her meds.

[Telekinetic-Potato]

That's rrough

[NathanDavis]

I haven't had things like that happening... lol

not from my parents... but I do remember the first time my college girlfriend saw my pics as a baby/toddler/kid... and she just looked back at me and said

AWWWWWWWWWWWW, what happened?and that was hilarious...

[NathanDavis]

I definitely fell in love with her, even more...

[Jen_oic]

I don’t remember