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Im a really ugly guy and I try and cope through self deprecating humor,
I’m basically a walking career counselor for the Catholic Church. One look at this face and women start googling how to become a nun and best fabrics for habits. It’s a gift, really. I’m single-handedly keeping the monasteries funded.
Im so ugly that I look like the Toxic Avenger and Spawn had an offspring who was raised by Quasimodo
Careful if ny family finds out im talking to such a beautiful woman they might be upset that Im abandoning my plan to become a monk
I’m basically a walking career counselor for the Catholic Church. One look at this face and women start googling how to become a nun and best fabrics for habits. It’s a gift, really. I’m single-handedly keeping the monasteries funded.
Im so ugly that I look like the Toxic Avenger and Spawn had an offspring who was raised by Quasimodo
Careful if ny family finds out im talking to such a beautiful woman they might be upset that Im abandoning my plan to become a monk
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That’s for you to decide, not us. My question to you would be: what do you get from it? I can’t imagine it boosts your self esteem, so is it about beating others to the punch or something? I don’t know when you got to the point in your life where laughing at yourself in an unfunny way feels like a solution to whatever you’re feeling, but it’s really not.
It feels like a solution
I understand it is a way to say, subtextually: 'Yes, I know I am ugly, but there is much more to me than my looks. I'm smart, good-humored, and I have a positive outlook on life.
In that case, yes, I think these work just fine.
Shouldn't you be in an asylum by now?
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Still feeling sorry for yourself, and spouting it all off here. 😂😂😂
"Still feeling sorry for yourself" ?
😂😂😂😂😂😂., perhaps so ugly that you are actually really handsome.
Ugly works for a lot of girls.
I'm sure it does Carl
No. Sorry.
But let me just say one think. Self deprecating is one thing. Flat out not respecting yourself is another. I don't care what someone looks like. Everyone is deserving of respect. And that starts with SELF respect.👍💯
Even if a guy is ugly, a virgin and has no friends
Very few people are, "ugly". So he's probably NOT ugly. Keep in mind you're not going to be attractive 5o every woman. In fact if you're attractive to 10% of women, that's pretty good.
Being a virgin is irrelevant. Everyone is born one. I wouldn't go around celebrating that. Nor would i go around sharing it. That's nobody's business but yours (not even HERS). If she asked i would change the subject. If she kept pushing i'd lie about it. Because again, it's not her business.
And the guy has no friends RIGH T NOW. That can be changed with a little effort.
These are all funny except the last one which sounds like simping.
Some, but I'm a handsome older black cowboy, so I don't hear them.