Polls: Dating

Met this guy 2 days ago & we really made a connection. Have been talking heaps on phone & laughing. Haven't been on a date yet due to work schedules but he wants to meet.
He has a bit of a dark sense of humour which is fine but last night he sent this & I woke up to it this morning:

I am now home, & kids are in bed. I know it's a school night for you, so you could be in bed. I'm boiling the kettle now to make myself a cup of tea ( that's what old people do, don't they?). If you feel like chatting I'm available, have transferred all phone sex calls so that I won't be receiving any.

It's been 5 minutes, and I have had no response from you.

Welcome now to the adventurous mind of Matt. You haven't responded to me because -
1. Your asleep ( boring )
2. Your daughter is being difficult (boring, but necessary I suppose)
3. You have decided that a 6'3", 100kg (yes I am, I think?) deep voiced man with a 3 inch penis with a bend isn't for you and your ignoring me (possible)
4. Your in the shower washing your body slowly with soap and bubbles, paying special attention to ALL the beautiful curves that you have been blessed with ( give me a moment... ok, I'm good now ).
5. Your out of the shower, standing in front of the mirror now, drying yourself with a very small towel. # Please refer to previous (4.) for remaining dialog#
6. Your having a bath... # Please refer to 4 & 5 and have a stab at what I would get you to refer to!
7. Your asleep, but in silk sheets, naked. ( works better in my head!)
8. Your out with your boyfriend
9. Your out with your girlfriend. # Only in my head of course, but if you could also add points 4, 5 & 6 to this one and just replace 'your' with 'we'.
10. Throwing a sicky tomorrow and your driving to my place now.
11. You have a double life as a secret agent and your out fighting the Chinese gangs that own the Gold Coast.
12. Your an employee working at a Russian call centre for 'bumble' and it's shift change!

Ok, I'm done now. Goodnight.

In general, I don't like face tattoos. I just think they're ridiculous. But in other cases, I see a guy who has it and it actually fits him. Him for example.

I don't think him having face tattoos makes him less attractive than if he were without.

Maybe it's just me, and I find it hard enough as it is anyway to build relationships and form bonds. I'm not one for massive groups of friends either, I have like 3 best female friends and I'm happy with that. But the weirdest thing is with my boyfriend. He's been there for me for like 2 years straight now, but I just can't help but feel something's missing. I feel like I struggle to really connect with him as I'd like, or I feel that half the time I'm too stressed to feel relaxed around him. He's a great guy, but sometimes I feel even after this long, he struggles to read me or get me on an emotional level. Which is important and I just feel unfulfilled. Then I just feel I'm always going to feel this empty way. What is it with me? Why can't I just be happy... have any of you ever felt this way?

Just wanted to get a scope of what society thinks.

I was told by an ex that no one would ever marry me after I hit 30.

Which lips do you prefer in a partner and why?

I prefer a man with medium to small lips, because I like the hard pressing sensation from men.
I'm not very picky with girls. I think all natural girl lips are lovely.

This question applies both to men and women, who have only 1 leg. Would you consider dating someone seriously, who has 1 leg?

My husband and I got into a discussion at the start of our relationship of the meaning. I thought chill as in hang out, he thought sex. So we posted the question on FB and most of his friends thought sex, mine thought hang out. I’m 7 years older, technically we’re 2 different generations. So I’m curious if it’s the same here.

feel free to share your thoughts (or horror stories if you’re SO thought it meant something else).