How can I get fired from my job (read desc) ?

[Anonymous]

First of all, my real age is 23. I entered my date of birth randomly. I don't want to work there anymore. Other than arriving late (because that doesn't quite work) how can I get fired? If I resign, everyone will be angry with me. So I would appreciate it if you wouldn't judge me.

[MTC29]

I advise resigning; being terminated for cause can leave a stain on your employment record.

If you insist on termination, do what @saffoler suggested: job abandonment- don't show up and don't call in.

[TrillXHippy]

If arriving late doesn’t work then try to never arrive. I thought about that in seconds

[BCRanger10]

If you don't want to work there, just put in your resignation and leave. Sure, the other people working there will be mad, but guess what? After you leave on your last day, it's not your problem anymore.

[DryGermanGuy]

Suuure, by behaving so idiotically that it warrants a firing, nobody will be angry with you!
/sarcasm

[Asker]

Ok lol. like what can I do

[DryGermanGuy]

You give a reasonable explanation why you want to quit and you quit. Nothing else to it!

[saffoler]

No call no show.