How to successfully shit on someone's porch?

[DJaQueef]

I don't want to get caught. This will lead to me having to pull an upper decker, reverse kanga, Cleveland steamer or warm Carl.

[Anonymous]

Don’t directly shit on it but instead you should shit inside of a paper bag and place it in front of the door

[DJaQueef]

I guess, but I would have to set it on fire first and watch it burn

[JoyGirl]

I guess do it in a plastic bag, and then put it on their porch. 😅😂

[DJaQueef]

But I like a nice breeze on my bare ass at times. If I'm going to do something drastic, I never half ass it.

[JoyGirl]

LOL 😂😂😂

[JoyGirl]

Thank you for the MHO. 🥴💜

[Joker_]

Good question