What would you do if your neighbor put dog poop in front your door 💩?

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My coworker just got a new apartment and she told me how her neighbors have been harassing her over a parking space.

She was told by her landlord that she can park in the driveway but when she did, her neighbor left a note saying “don’t park in the fucking driveway” and then she came and banged on her door and started yelling and swearing at her over it.

Her neighbors have been putting traffic cones and parking in the middle instead of on the side just to prevent her from parking there.

And now she put her dogs shit in front of her door.
all over a parking space that she is entitled to use since she literally lives there.

Honestly I wish someone fucking would 💀 I would have taken the dog shit and smeared it on their damn windshield. Get the fuck out of my face with all that.

Finchie40 · Accepted Answer

That’s crazy , unfortunately neighbors can absolutely suck , I had my fair share of asshole neighbors’ as well , that started shit over the dumbest things , that made me shake my head on how mentally psychotic some people can be. My one neighbor screamed and yelled at my son that was 13 years old at the time , for getting grass clippings on her driveway when he was cutting the grass. She went ballistic over grass clippings. My son came to me all upset that she screamed and yelled at him. So I immediately ran outside and started mother fucking her and told her she is a fucking mental case and that she needs to apologize to my son , I said he did nothing wrong and you had no right screaming at my son like that , she started screaming at me and told me she was going to call the cops , I said Go right ahead you fucking looney tune , over fucking grass clippings? So I picked up more grass clippings and threw them all over her driveway and I said call the cops wack job. So she called and I waited on my front porch for them to arrive. When the cops arrived they went into her house first to talk to her , then they came over to talk to me. I told the cops what she did to my son , and that she had no right doing that to him over some grass clippings , the cops understood and agreed she was out of line , the one cop admitted he could tell she was not right in the head , so they said just ignore her and if she starts anything again to call them and they will take her away. The cops even laughed when I told them I threw grass clippings all over her driveway. The best thing I did for myself was eventually buying a home with no neighbors close to me , I no longer deal with wack jobs as much now that I have privacy

joehypo1 · Accepted Answer

Thats a road that I traveled once when I was younger lol my cousin worked at same franchise but across town and there was a driver that would go from location to location and the driver brings in a pizza from my cousin and I opened it up and low and behold he shit on the pizza and the war waged on for quite some time

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

A few cameras would be a good idea, even if the police do nothing she can be shamed on social media.

Our neighbor was allowing their dog out in the morning to shit on our lawn. They denied it and despite video evidence the police refused to do anything about it. So one day they let the dog out and my husband shot it dead with his shotgun. Neighbors went to the police and they investigated my husband who just stated that a dangerous animal charged to attack him. No charges were brought as it was a rottweiler. The neighbors have a new dog, the keep it on their property now.

fantasticass · Accepted Answer

You need to get it in writing from your landlord that you can park there. Then, get a sign that says " fuck around and find out ". call a tow truck. I'm sure they will get the message ✌️

exitseven · Answer

When I was a kid we used to collect large quantities of dog poop and put it in a paper bag and put it on somebody's doorstep we did not like, light it on fire and ring the doorbell and run like hell.

lightbulb27 · Answer

Thats a mess. Adult thing is meeting w landlord ir letter stating rights and how to be cooperative.  he's had a neighbor do things lime that. The answer is… alcohol… they drink

AviatorTom · Answer

I would (im) politely return the dog poop, ring her doorbell, and when she answers, hand it to her and ssy, "I think you dropped this." Then, calmly walk away.

fartingspinster · Answer

Probably poop in a bag and reply to their weird love letter

KittygosMeoWW · Answer

The only time I did this was when my old neighbors dog shit in my daughters crocs and when I told them that her dog got into my patio he cussed at me. I put my daughter’s crocs on their front doorstep with a pic from my cameras.

Blackcat1952 · Answer

I was laughing all the way 🤣 As when I was reading 📚 this It's very funny to me. How somebody would go to the extreme. As far as a dog poop .. 💩 I will laugh it off And then do the clean up . Very funny 😁 THANKS

katiesmuff · Answer

Best to have the landlord solve the issue with the neighbor!

DishLady · Answer

Leave a poop-confetti gift box… bc you’re classier than the other guys.

fish5505_87 · Answer

Take it up with the landlord, or police. I would take the traffic cones, those things are expensive. I just ordered $1100 dollars worth for work.

LiamJHayden · Answer

Put cameras up and film them doing this nonsense. Heck, depending upon the jurisdiction, just putting the dog droppings on her doorstep could violate locate health ordinances.

Staximus · Answer

Get one of those Ring cameras and Call the cops.

Aphrodite6 · Answer

I would reported I do have ring on my front door.

NathanDavis · Answer

I bag it and pick it up...

Anonymous · Answer

It's not with fighting over Just give away the parking space

Booboolove69 · Answer

Put my foot in my neighbors ass 🤣

Anonymous · Answer

Just move the cones

MemeSupreme · Answer

key their car

Agape93 · Answer

Nothing legal

Chargirllll · Answer

I'd go mad.

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