What does it take for you to become a foodtaster?

[Luopio27]

Kings, queens and presidents at times of war have often had food tasters as their protecters from those who might poison it. The job of the food taster is just as crazy as being a bodydouble to save the leader of the country from assassinations.

So if there was job openings, how much would you want for your salary?

[Anonymous]

Not much, the lady at the grocery store just hands me a sample. Usually it comes on a toothpick but sometimes she goes all out and uses little plastic cups.

Isn’t capitalism grand?

[Iron_Man]

I’m not gonna taste to see if it’s poisoned food but I can be a good food critic if it’s worthy of being called a proper meal

[DizzyDesii]

I was gonna say a blindfold. But since you mentioned poison, oh hell nawl. I ain't dying for they ass 😂

[DEondeBeaumont]

Be fat

[Luopio27]

So you are willing to eat possibly poison food to save your leader's life?

[DEondeBeaumont]

No, I'm not dying, Joe Biden or Trump. Fuck'em