Am I too old to be a college freshman?

I am turning 29 in a few weeks. I am thinking about taking classes online then transferring to in-person classes at a more reputable university.

I love teen girls anyways. Maybe that will be my chance to meet my future wife? I seek a woman that has never had a boyfriend or first love.

Anyways, I am mainly there for academics anyways, but hoping I can score some dates with younger women while there.

Am I too old to be a college freshman?
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