Can I train my cat to work at a call center?

[Daniela1982]

He knows sign language - sort of. He knows to run when I'm in a bad mood. He can't be any worse than any of these other call centers where you can't understand what they are saying half the time. Give him bacon and he's all in.

[hahahmm]

Ha. I'm actually good with training cats. Always pick a dog if you want to train a pet cause cats are 100 times harder to train. A dog could learn something in 1 dat that takes 8 months to teach a cat. Not because the cat is stupid but because it pretends not to know just to test YOU.

There are people giving push buttons to their dogs & cats that allow the cat to speak. There's debate on whether the animals really know what they're saying but coincidentally the greedy pets usually ask for food. They never push the "i'm not hungry" button or the "I want to get a job and pay your bills" button.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

If jackasses can be trained to work there I’m sure your cat can too.

[exitseven]

I would rather talk to your cat than some bad connection to India.

[sawno]

Teaching the cat English is gonna be difficult.

[Daniela1982]

Maybe Swahili then?

[Surely]

I can probably understand a cat better than some of the people who work for these call centers!

[Makeushiver]

Based on some experience, Microsoft already has done this. Their customer support is now all feline and about as helpful as they always were.

[NathanDavis]

my cat is already the manager... so... we can set up an interview if you like

[OddBeMe]

Maybe a call for meows hotline. My wife would be your best warning.

[Daniela1982]

I think it would like a mouse hotline better?

[OddBeMe]

If they would trust a cat for advice….

[Red_Arrow]

Would that be to receive catcalls?

[Ms_Facesitter]

That's funny :) thanks for sharing

[DarkLegacy]

I seriously doubt it

[Clyde_123]

Lol sure. Does it has patience for angry callers?

[Nice222]

Love him.