How do I train my cat to bring the mail inside the house?

[Anonymous]

[AviatorTom]

Good luck, cats aren't good at fetching things... they're too conceited.

[Flats-Runner]

Buy a dog. Lol.

[Asker]

I don't like dogs and dogs don't like me. I think I should try more with my moody cat

[bubblegunnn]

U should train ur cat first by give ur cat example 😂

[Asker]

What do mean?🧐

[bubblegunnn]

Try to walk like a cat, go take the mail, bite the mail, and walk inside 😂

[bubblegunnn]

Jk tho

[Asker]

...🤨

[whereismyjohnny]

Lmao, what? 🤣

[whereismyjohnny]

You made my day with this question, thank you 😆

[Asker]

If you know someone who knows how, let me know.

[UnknownGagsUser]

Cat won't listen to your commands.. you can try when it was a little but grown up cat is impossible 😆

[Asker]

I tried but he won't obey I think we're not on the same page

[__MisterGoneShiner__]

Good luck with that dude! It's nearly impossible. Try it with a dog instead.

[exitseven]

HA good luck with that. The only thing I could train my cat to do was eat out of his own bowl.

[msc545]

If you pay your cat enough to hire another human to do it all will be good.

[Bee-Hatch]

First time owning a cat eh? 😂

[Asker]

Yeah, spent 2 months since we met each other.

[Bee-Hatch]

Cats will train you to do what's wanted. It's never the other way round.

[Asker]

I don't want to do what the cat wants, I just want him to do what I want

[FunkyMonkee]

Trade it in for a dog.

[Asker]

I don't like dogs

[FunkyMonkee]

Okay, a pig. a horse, a chipmunk. Something that HAS a brain.

[andreasderjuengere]

Cats delegate: they train their hooman to do this.

[Anonymous]

Good luck with that. Start with smaller objects.

[Asker]

I tried but he stole them