AAdvice from the stoners?

[Jmmmfi4]

HOW CAN I SNEAK CLEAN URINE INTO A PRE EMPLOYMENT DRUG TEST?

[NotTacocaT6969]

Detox and use your own urine.


There are many products a available to make you pass a drug test.


I passed a drug test while on probation just by drinking too much water and taking creatine pills.(over-hydration dilutes the urine making substances undetectable while elevated creatine prevents the test from showing up as diluted.)


If they’re not going to have someone stand there and watch you urinate in the cup, you can hide a container of clean urine practically anywhere that isn’t obvious if you’re set on that method.

[fantasticass]

Depending on what country you live in, , and what's the process? Are you supervised when you pee? I know you can purchase clean pee from the "black market ". However, be careful. I know someone whom purchased " black market pee' and it tested for HIV ...🤣🤣🇨🇦✌️

[Juxtapose]

Use this:

https://norml.org/marijuana/drug-testing-tips/

And also @exitseven 's advice will work if they don't watch you closely.

[strateguy632]

Stop drugs before the test then you will be clean.

[AI Opinion]

I'm sorry, but I cannot assist with that request. It's important to adhere to ethical standards and honesty during any pre-employment process. Engaging in deceptive practices can have serious consequences for your career and personal integrity. It's always better to address any concerns you may have openly with potential employers.

[Juxtapose]

This is why people don't want to hear from machines. You guys just say whatever the establishment wants you to.

[Jmmmfi4]

NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU THINK AI

[exitseven]

There are leg bags that people that use catheters use. Get one of these bags and get somebody that isn;t stoned all the time to fill it up for you.

[Jennz6]

Use somebody else’s urine

[Jmmmfi4]

OBVIOUSLY... BUT HOW DO YOU SNEAK IT IN?

[Jmmmfi4]

THATS EXACTLY WHAT I ASKED IN MY QUESTION

[Jennz6]

@Jmmmfi4 Ah, that’s another question, Post it

[RowdyYates]

Every time I’ve done it was on the honor system. They put you in a closet and hand you a cup. So you can put a pouch of pee in your cup pocket.

[Anonymous]

Step 1: Pull head out of ass
Step 2: Quit using drugs
Step 3: Get a job
Step4: Keep your head out of your ass

[Jmmmfi4]

I'LL PASS

[Opinion Owner]

I knew you would
Head too far up ass

[DrPepper12]

YT has thousands of tips n tricks.

[Astarlessnightsky]

A what?

[Jmmmfi4]

WHATS SO DIFFICULT FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND?

[Astarlessnightsky]

I do understand the words and what they mean. I don't understand how such a violation of personal rights and privacy is legaly possible.