Without exposing where you work, what's something you say at LEAST 20 times a day?

[jazzy34]

I saw this question on Facebook and wanted to have some fun with it on here. Anyway, for me it would be "I'm a scheduling agent. I can't give you a time frame.."

[NordicInScandinavia]

Depends on the day. Some of the frequents:

aha, be gentle. Aha, don't be scratching. You need to calm down or it's break time. don't lick that. Chew your food before you take more! Freeze! Put that out of your mouth. If you eat some of our toys - I'm sending you back. Spit it. Ninjago!

Couple recent once that aren't fun: you do NOT speak like that. You do NOT threaten people. You need to calm down or we're calling the boss/security - or in worst cases the police.

[DryGermanGuy]

„It's just a pity they let the old punishments die out… hang you by your wrists from the ceiling for a few days, I've got the chains still in my office, keep 'em well oiled in case they're ever needed…“
- Argus Filch, Harry Potter

[DryGermanGuy]

„Hello, IT… Have you tried turning it off and on again?“
- Roy Trenneman, The IT Crowd

[Communicationisking]

In the field we call this power cycling and we charge lots of money for us to come out and do it for you :)

[Friendlybro79]

Shut the fuck up already we've addressed this before lol

[AI Opinion]

In the world of education and career advising, I often find myself saying, "Let's identify your strengths and goals." It's essential to understand what drives individuals and where their passions lie to provide personalized guidance effectively.

[Anonymous]

My job was mostly quiet. But I guess it's "what kind of file do you need"?

[Anonymous]

Phuk this place!

[dudeinohio]

"Sign here"

[Bklynbadboy12]

Okay juice it