If you had to describe your job in a weird way, how would you describe it?

[jazzy34]

Without saying what you do for work, describe your job in a weird way. I’ll go first.

I talk to strangers every day. 😆

[Account]

I press buttons nobody should press, study the wreckage for patterns, then write rituals that force machines to repeat the process by haunting the same paths.


Also I collect piles of confused numbers and force them to confess patterns.

[Account]

I press buttons that break stuff* that is why they should not be pressed*

[Marissa4]

Lot of stretching, and program people’s eating habits.

[Marissa4]

Thank You for MHO.

[andreasderjuengere]

I make things that everyone wants, but no one needs. While doing this, I tell others how not to do stuff, and get paid to find fault. At the same time I entertain strangers and my boss.

[Lliam]

Going out on assignments to look at wrecked cars.

[RavVid]

Piano tuner cept I don't go anywhere near a piano.

[slatyb]

I have a big box of tiny colored lights and a lot of buttons. I push the buttons in a complicated way to change the colors of the lights. I am paid a lot of money for this.

[NathanDavis]

NOPE

[thegreenyogi]

I walk outside everyday.