It's The hottest Wrestling Event of all time!!! IT"S POLITICAL WRESTLEMANIA!!! (Satire)

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IN THE MAIN EVENT!!!! STEEL CAGE MATCH!!!!!

Donald Trump Vs Chuck Schumer

If Donald wins,he gets his wall, and the shutdown ends!!! If Schumer Wins, Everyone gets double on their tax returns and the shutdown ends!!!! Special guest referee Kim Jong Un!!!

It's The hottest Wrestling Event of all time!!! IT

UK VS Europe MATCH!!!!

Teresa May vs Angelena Merkel

If May wins, UK is allowed to leave the EU!!!!

JUST ANNOUNCED!!!!!

Justin Trudeau vs Xi Jinping

If Trudeau Wins China must release the prisoner they took. If Jinping Wins Canada must release their Chinese prisoner

TAG TEAM MATCH!!!!

LA Unified School District vs The On Strike Teachers

BREAD ON A POLE MATCH!!!

Omar al-Bashir vs The People of Sudan

Joseph Kabila vs Martin Fayulu

WINNER WILL BE PRESIDENT OF THE DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF CONGO!!!!!

It's The hottest Wrestling Event of all time!!! IT

WATCH YOUR FAVORITE WORLD LEADERS SOLVE THEIR ISSUES ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!!!

DONT MISS THIS EVENT!!!!! TICKETS ON SALE NOW!!!!

February 30, 2019!!!!
LIVE ON PAY-PER-VIEW!!!!!

If only this was real, it would solve most of the political problems in the world.

#Politics

#Satire

It's The hottest Wrestling Event of all time!!! IT"S POLITICAL WRESTLEMANIA!!! (Satire)
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  • GoodGuyBreakingBad
    Thanks for sharing well written MyTake yes if this was
    only real that would be something else.
    Is this still revelant?

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  • Twat_Twig
    Crossing my fingers for Schumer. :D
    Is this still revelant?
    • PcSucks

      Even if you are Democrat of all people how can you like Chuck? lol

    • Twat_Twig

      Bruh I honestly just want that extra cash

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  • PcSucks
    WELL YA KNOW SOMETHIN BROTHER! CHUCK SCHUMER AND THE DEMOCRATS BROTHER THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT THE RED, WHITE AND BLUE DUDE
  • SirRexington
    The UK will be leaving the EU no matter what, it's how and with what plan they will that they are voting on.
    • I don't know man, I've been seeing a lot of bullshit about postponement and a second referendum creeping up, cause you know, nobody actually supports democracy unless the vote goes in their favor

  • ChiPaPa
    Everyone gets double on their tax returns
    Count me in!!!
  • Octavius
    Salva Kiir Mayardit v. Riek Machar.
    President v. former vice president.
  • MikeTheGreek79
    I would of made it street fight where only way to win is to get your opponent to quit.
  • Titanic1912
    Im rooting for Donald Trump again! I hope he wins!
  • taleswapper
    ROFLMAO!
  • Jjpayne
    My friend in Ohio will be watching this for sure!!
  • Effie91
    Is there anyway we could electrify the cage?
  • gothgirl997
    Geez why do I see a Trump pic again?
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