What animal would you ride into battle?

[ConsultantIsBack]

[BlueSJ]

Can fictional animals be counted too? Because I would choose the Pheonix.
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A warm and red light like a Leo's heart! ^-^

From real animals, I would choose either the prestigious horses,
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or the powerful elephants.
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They both have proven their abilities in battlefields. ^-^

[Paris13]

I am Not Into horses, @ConsultantlsBack, for they make me nervous and a bit jerky when I am on their Back.
However, when I was Out in Egypt, Riding through the pyramids on a camel's Back, I felt realcomfy and cozy with this docile animal and knew right there that this was the animal I Felt the Best from the Rest with, if I had to put him and the horse, back to back.
Good luck. xx

[Paris13]

@Consultantlsback

[ConsultantIsBack]

Oh nice!!!

[Paris13]

lol.. Yes, He was, but a bit windy. lolxxoo

[SensualScribe]

A giant black dire wolf!

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[ConsultantIsBack]

Well damn he's hungry

[SensualScribe]

Or Hangry? Lol

[ConsultantIsBack]

Yes that !!!

[Joeman1252]

ლ (ಠ益ಠლ)

[T-shirtsandkneehighs]

A black panther. Panthers are fierce af

[ConsultantIsBack]

Haha oh yaaass

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

www.itsabouttimebpp.com/.../Seattle_Panthers1.jpg

this isn't 1960 anymore! blacks are people too you racist mothafucka!!! :D

[ConsultantIsBack]

@Other_Tommy_Wiseau wtf. gif

[T-shirtsandkneehighs]

@Other_Tommy_Wiseau I knew someone would do this haha. I'd happily ride one of those into battle instead ;)

[ConsultantIsBack]

Loooll

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Panther_Party

i'm sad i have to explain this joke :/. it's a party started in the 1960s to promote black power. before civil rights in america, blacks were seen as less than human and in some cases, animals.

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

lol!!! that was the best response ever!!! asker! give her mho. that was gold!

[ConsultantIsBack]

@Other_Tommy_Wiseau I know what it is but I don't like the racist remark lol

[T-shirtsandkneehighs]

@Other_Tommy_Wiseau I already knew who the black panthers were haha

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

@T-shirtsandkneehighs i wasn't sure if the asker knew so i wanted to make sure.

@asker it wasn't racist. it was meant to just be funny.

[ConsultantIsBack]

@Other_Tommy_Wiseau no worries m8

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

@asker
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[justbanANNAz]

oh man u took mine! 🙈

[T-shirtsandkneehighs]

@justbanANNAz haha my bad

[Prof_Don]

I'll back u up riding with my pterodactyl!

[Mistnigqa808]

A fucking LIGER no doubt. The roar alone would strike fear in my enemies www.ligerliger.com/images/gallery/wLiger0107.jpg

And too bad this isn't real www.maryloujohnsonremax.com/.../...rontYardMed.jpg cuz I'd be a demon on the battlefield I'm sure via me clawing hoes heads off from above HAHAHA

[Mistnigqa808]

cuz I'm sure I'd be a demon on the battlefield then via me clawing hoe's heads off from above HAHAHA *

[ConsultantIsBack]

Hahaha 😂😂😂

[JSmuve]

A pygmy hippopotamus!
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Look at that scary beast!!

[JSmuve]

Thanks dood!

[dangerDoge]

Most definitely, it would be Aslan. I mean, he is basically a lion with the voice of Liam Neeson... That is pretty awesome in my opinion.
I am going to yell as I ride into battle "FOR NARNIAAAAA!" and I will feel most epic as I do it. That is my ideal start to a battle.

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[ConsultantIsBack]

FOOORRR NAARRRRRNIIAAA

[dangerDoge]

That is what my friends I would yell at our sprint starts to cross county races back in high school. xD

[DodgersGM]

A freaking goose, man.

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[ConsultantIsBack]

hahaha clever!

[DodgersGM]

They got geese in the Salt Lake?

[ConsultantIsBack]

Yes, I think so. there's ducks and geese at this duck pond near my home. They don't look too dangerous tho :p

[meatballs21]

A giant wolverine called Mean Gene:

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[ConsultantIsBack]

Dude it would ravage people lol

[meatballs21]

Only the bloodstains on the snow would remain after he'd eaten them.

[AleDeEurope]

A giraffe. I'd just hung up there while she stomps everyone.

[ConsultantIsBack]

Hahaha. Clever strategy

[ChocoLada]

WoW, my hero on a Giraffe, how romantic :P

[Mistnigqa808]

lmao best answer yet ^_^

[TheBraveLion]

In England we ride cows all the time xDDD

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[TheBraveLion]

Oops that's not a cow -_-

[TheBraveLion]

Bull* then xD

[Prof_Don]

A Pterodactyl! :-D

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[ConsultantIsBack]

That's a really good pick!

[Prof_Don]

👍💪👍💪👍💪👍💪

[ConsultantIsBack]

hahahaha emojis my style brah 😎

[Paperpnw]

An over-sized Panther
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[TatyanaTheEmpress]

I would ride Quetzalcoatlus :D

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[ScruffynateAK]

Most of them can't carry me ;)
So I'm thinking an ostrich with legs of steel, claws of titanium - basically a metal ostrich.

[ScruffynateAK]

It's not exactly what I wanted, and I'm sure this is from some weird anime, but I found it:
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[ConsultantIsBack]

LOOOLLL

[Applefan1]

A Cheetah because they are the fastest land animal. They can run as fast as 110 km/h (68 miles per hour) and take only 3 seconds to get from 0 to 110 km/h (68 miles an hour).

[apple24]

A chicken! We are having fried chicken tonight kids!

[ConsultantIsBack]

Yummmmmyyyyy

[apple24]

HAHA!

[TheAngryBanana]

Protein !

[ConsultantIsBack]

@TheAngryBanana gains!!!

[TheAngryBanana]

@Asker Dam strait !!! XD

[apple24]

@TheAngryBanana haha!

[CelestialWolf]

I could be a hipster and say a liger, but I'll go with either a unicorn or a manticore. Unless it has to be a real animal, then I'd ride the fearsome horseshoe crab!

[Anonymous]

Elephant based on size.

But if it was cold enough:

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[Anonymous]

Falcor

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[mutedaisy]

I would ride a malamute into battle.
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[Dred1614]

Definitely a boar. A lot tougher than it looks.
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[sweet_t2394]

I would definitely be riding a Direwolf. Loyal yet stealthy

[KillerZ0mbieHunter]

Riding them into battle would harm them so I'll just go by foot.

[ChocoLada]

I would ride @AleDeEurope , I'm sure he would love that ;)

[AleDeEurope]

Hahaha I wouldn't complain xD

[ConsultantIsBack]

I would expect no less lol

[AleDeEurope]

There's a jealous woman in the house!!! xD

[ChocoLada]

@AleDeEurope Yup, we both know who she is ;)

[AleDeEurope]

Nah, I don't think it's her.

[ChocoLada]

@AleDeEurope Yup, it's her 100%, she is the only one of your female followers who commented on this poll ;)

[ChocoLada]

Correction, the only one of your female followers who had online relationship with you, so she has very good reason to be jealous :P

[AleDeEurope]

What the heck are you talking about, there was no online relationship -_-

[MissNowhere]

Are you talking about me? Wtf? Here's an upvote from me to prove I didn't downvote -_-
Why the fuck would I be jealous? I'm in a relationship and the ONLY person I've been in any kind of relationship from here is the one I'm with currently. There was no online relationship with Ale. Girl, you need to chill.

[ConsultantIsBack]

@MissNowhere can I deduct a marginal amount from your SF fundraising campaign to file a restraining order for @aledeeurope
Lol

[MissNowhere]

Yes, please do it lmao
She seriously needs to ger the fuck over it and stop being so obsessed and possessive.

[MissNowhere]

*get

[ChocoLada]

@MissNowhere Ok, I believe you, sorry for doubting you, but I'm not obsessed and possessive... besides, you are an Aries, one of the most jealous signs, so my suspicion was kinda justified ;)
@ConsultantIsBack WTF, restraining order? We are thousands of miles apart, LOL :P

[ConsultantIsBack]

I'm a Taurus, Imma run you over lol

[ChocoLada]

Cool, I'm a Taurus too :P

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[ConsultantIsBack]

Yayyy!

[TheSpartan]

An elephant. There was a reason elephants were deeply feared by the Romans during the Punic Wars: they were unstoppable. Ride an elephant, and you'll be almost impossible to kill.

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

if i had total control, it would be a grizzly bear or a dire wolf.

[Joeman1252]

Well im dragon born and Ill still your dragons soul

Skyrim reference

[Joeman1252]

Wrong preson

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

@Joeman1252 but i am the daenerys of house targaryen, the 1st of her name, queen of meereen, queen of the andals, the rhoynar and the 1st men, lady of the 7 kingdoms protector of the realm, khaleesi of the great grass sea, breaker of of chains AND THE MOTHER OF DRAGONS!!!

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[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

by the way, i wish you knew how long that took for me to copy :D

[Joeman1252]

10 minutes well I use bend will to make the dragons obey me and kil u

Boom or I could use dragon rend to cripple all your dragons

[Anonymous]

A huge cock

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[llorando]

Giant Gorilla/king Kong
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[justbanANNAz]

a black hawk! :D assuming it's my size of course.

[Mistnigqa808]

Sasuke style 2.bp.blogspot.com/.../591px-Sasuke_Hawk.png I approve of this LOL

[Maxemeister]

U mean THIS BLACK HAWK?

https://images3.alphacoders.com/187/187697.jpg

[justbanANNAz]

LOOL NO SILLY! :P @Mistnigqa808

[ConsultantIsBack]

Black hawk down 2 😜 jkjk

[Mistnigqa808]

Shhh you'll look like an Arabian goddess clad-ed in Diamonds/gold rings on that thing (#^ ^#)

[ConsultantIsBack]

@Mistnigqa808 see that's funny bc she's Egyptian 😜✌

[justbanANNAz]

oh i could totally werk that. 😏 asker + @Mistnigqa808

[Mistnigqa808]

Oh I know and we've talked about that once. I wanted it to sound good. But I should have said that + posted this LOL www.xenographia.com/.../egyptian_goddess1024.jpg

I thought that right after making my post like crap. They aren't considered Arab nor black but just Egyptian I'm guessing #IDKWhatToSay *hides in the #MistCave out of embarrassment again LOL*

[justbanANNAz]

ahh headpiece and gold bikini huh? why the heck not? :P
LOL dont b silly, nothing to be embarrassed about. @Mistnigqa808 by the way typing ur username hurts my hands -.-

[Mistnigqa808]

LMAO, what can I say "that's how I pictured you'd look on top of your Hawk of death". And you have the perfect body to be rocking that outfit + at least they'll get to see some "eye candy" before getting recked by you #SweetButTragicEnd!!!

Well looking at you pic makes my heart race so we're even hahahahaha

[justbanANNAz]

LOL well thank u! what can i say, i aim to please before i go in for the kill. 😏
omg smoooooottthhhh af! 😂🙈@mistnigqa808

[Anonymous]

The glorious Liger (half lion, half tiger). Bred for skills in magic. Basically my favorite animal.

[Anonymous]

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Beware bitches

[ThePetSquirrel]

The Fell Beast from Lord of the Rings, as long as I'm not fighting Eowyn.

[Aarron]

Either a basalisk or straight up Smaug. :3

[ConsultantIsBack]

Lord of the rings right?

[Aarron]

basalisk is just a mythical giant snake that kills everything, and Smaug is from the Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug. awesome movie.

[Sinister]

A fucking Sabretooth Tiger!!!

[ConsultantIsBack]

Like ice age

[Sinister]

@Asker - I was thinking more like Skeletor but eh still cool as shit!

[WhatTheHellAmy]

LIOOOOOOON

Good question, by the way

[ConsultantIsBack]

i swear the most random questions i think of EXPLODE and then a really good/insightful question is like barely noticed lol gag, just lol.

[WhatTheHellAmy]

I didn't know it was you lol

Oh well, this question is great

[ConsultantIsBack]

lol oh its consultant, nevermind dumbass question, typical from him lol

[Joeman1252]

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[ElissaDido]

A horse!!! It's fast and comfortable

[ConsultantIsBack]

Classy as ever 👍

[ElissaDido]

Merci Monsieur 😘😊

[ConsultantIsBack]

De Nada chica :p

[Anpu23]

A dragon, come and get me!

[ConsultantIsBack]

Napalms away bitchuzz!

[Joeman1252]

Well im dragon born and Ill still your dragons soul

Skyrim reference fus do rah

[Waffles731]

The giant murderbeast onown as godzilla

[Polocrew]

I would ride @tony72722 #nohomo #bromo

[ConsultantIsBack]

And Tony would ride me. We would be unstoppable. We could take over the world!!!

[MissNowhere]

A dragon? A dragon 😏

[apexalpha]

African Elephant it scares horses i would win

[ConsultantIsBack]

I love your starwars profile pics. Two and half more days until the force awakens 😎😎👍👍👏👏

[Noxifer626]

A squirrel. For reasons.

[ConsultantIsBack]

Your enemies will underestimate your power

[Noxifer626]

Also for that silly roman centurion in A Night at the Museum 2.

[ConsultantIsBack]

Hahaha that was a good movie

[Noxifer626]

It's not a dress. It's a tunic.

[crystalt70]

A big wolf or a black panther. They are fierce.

[KylieM0re]

A panda, because it's so cute.

[snowangle]

A rhino, for sure. It's a fat unicorn!

[xxNDMxx]

A fierce black Pegasus <3

[ShepherdOfFire99]

A warg from LOTR.👌🙊

[TheAngryBanana]

Honey badger they dont give a shit ! : D

[AzureGirl]

An elephant.

[ConsultantIsBack]

It would kill everyone with its tusks

[AzureGirl]

Exactly! And I'm pretty sure no one is dumb enough to try to stand in its way to be trampled!

[allahu_snackbar]

An ostrich!

[ConsultantIsBack]

Lol o ya

[ccfighter]

You! ...😈

[ConsultantIsBack]

Hahaha :p

[ccfighter]

Thought u'd like that one ;-)

[Anonymous]

A Lion King of the beast and have no fear.

[croxy]

Definitely a sloth.

[ConsultantIsBack]

Elaborate pls

[croxy]

Just look at it. Everyone would run in fear

[Maxemeister]

A MUTHERFUCKING SPINOSAURUS, BABY!

[Wulfila]

Rocky Mountain goat! :-D

[xlinkax]

A goat of course.

[imnotcrearive]

A giant red panda.

[MickOHara]

Cloned T-Rex :P

[ConsultantIsBack]

Dude good pick!

[MickOHara]

Thanks

[beautifulangel76]

A rhino or elephant

[timmy111]

Midget 😁😁😁

[CHARismatic110]

A unicorn obviously.

[KBob93]

A gorilla!

[Phoenix98]

A strong stallion.

[Someonesmartt]

Pig, donkey, ostrich

[WhisperWerewolf]

A Black Wolf! They're my fave...