If you could tame any animal large enough to support your weight and ride it into battle, what animal would you choose?

[420Rachel]

I’m going with a polar bear. 🐻‍❄️

[NamerOfStars]

My first thought is "rhinoceros", because hey, it's a real-life unicorn that's actually more like an armored cow, but that's just the Indian ones, and they're rare enough that might not be moral. The next logical choice would be narwhals- sea unicorns!- but they're even rarer. And their horns are actually extremely delicate sensory organs, so no good for stabbing.

So I'm going with the ankylosaurus. Yeah, they're comparatively slow, but they're armored, spined, and have a tail that's a chainsaw tipped with a wrecking ball. It's like God outsourced the design decisions to a five-year-old boy.

And if I can't use something that's extinct, then I'll just go with an African elephant. Why? Because elephant.

Honestly, now- I come riding up to you on one of these bad boys, am I really going to need to justify myself? If you're thinking "No, but you WOULD need to justify the noise", well, you'll be surprised to learn they're actually incredibly quiet- in moving around, that is; they're still elephants. And the members of that one band make no small amount of noise.

[DryGermanGuy]

I wouldn't mind commandeering a powerful Oliphaunt! :-)

[Horse-girl]

Maybe a Nile crocodile, they're pretty aggressive although I'd rather not go to war really.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

A giraffe comes to mind so I guess I’ll go with one of those.

[Still-alive]

One of them large old ass galapagos tortoises that lived during Darwins time heh

[420Rachel]

A tortoise would be slow as fuck 😭

[Still-alive]

Its so they will fear me with the anticipation as i slowly descend upon them and wreck their day! :p

[NathanDavis]

a big ass, mean chimpanzee...

double the havoc and wrecking power...

[RebelinSteel]

Yeah I would go Polar Bear as well

[Aiko_E_Lara]

Ox or Bull. Or I can go with the faster and less bulky ones like antelopes or stags. If you want something unrealistic, an Archaeopteryx. Something mythical would be a shenlong or a giant flying stingray.

[TommyMountainFigure]

A polar bear? Sod that for a lark lol.. If I'm going in to battle, I'm going in on Godzilla!

[Chazmatazz269]

None. I luv animals. I’m not about to subject them to the horrors of war.

[bowenw]

A horse is probably the best option.

[420Rachel]

Use your ✨imagination✨

[bowenw]

Can you get me a pterodactyl?

[msc545]

I am not going to war, but if I had to, I would not take an animal - I love them too much.

[HelpfulWoman]

just give me a horse XD

[slatyb]

An elephant. They are smarter than polar bears.

[normalice]

Some insect from the Jurrasic era.

[DJB72]

Rhino. Built in weaponry and armour...

[Pupweb]

Those dragons like in the game of thrones

[exitseven]

I think I would go with the Rhinoceros.

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Bull

[jahaims]

An elephant can kill any land animal

[gorydetails]

Orca. They DGAF.

[ChicoFromThe305]

Elephant

[QuietRunner]

polar bear is my choice as well