The zombie apocalypse has begun! You have an SUV and a baseball bat. Where are you going first?

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[Jjpayne]

I'm going shopping. Wal-Mart and ace hardware and then when all stocked up I head for a safe place and board up. But I'm my gathering I'm going for boarding up, lights, generator, entertainment, blankets, food but then again an RV park would be good to hit to have a home on wheels

[Jjpayne]

Thank you!

[OfDeath]

I would drive to the marina and steal a fishing boat. Take my chances at sea where zombies can't come.

[friendlymbflirty]

To Costco to make it my stronghold! That place has everything!

[Elliegirl]

To my house to get my husband and our guns and ammo!

[Elliegirl]

And my baby if he’s not already with me (I’m assuming he’d already be with me)

[humanearth]

You won't get far with todays SUV. They can't even handle hitting a deer on the road. You want something that can hit large bodies and keep going.

This is what do the trick. A 1940s Dodge Truck

This pickup truck weighs over two tons and is built with 1/4 inch plate steel, can run without a battery, and is stick shift. Automatic transmissions have transmission lines lines that break and leave you stuck.

And if you think because its from the 1940s that its bad on gas. Think again. It runs on wood fuel and gasoline. So no gas station, throw wood, grass or any plant life into the burn chamber and make fuel as you drive to safety.

Oh yeah one more thing. It gets about 16-20 miles to the gallon of fuel to.

That the pros over a SUV.

The best part it don't need a battary to start it or to drive it and can run on two fuel sources. Lets see todays SUV do that.

[humanearth]

Oh yeah, one more thing about automatic transmissions. They also need a battery to start them.

[humanearth]

The biggest con in todays humans. Must can't drive a true manual transmission with a clutch.

[JackSmy]

Don't you know how to ride a horse? They can go just about anywhere, and they eat all kids of naturally-growing 'fuel' all around!!

[humanearth]

@JackSmy Of course I do, but zombies will eat a horses brain.

Then the horse converts to zombie and now they have zombie horse

Truck no brain to eat

[ImSparkly]

Probably not far without finding some more fuel...

The DIY store for tools as the sporting goods stores will be all ransacked in the first 10 minutes.

Then north to colder climes, figure zombies will be more exothermic creatures and i'll have some breathing space.

[Gedaria]

You have a very vivid imagination. It's a virus, but what is frightening is kids not getting vaccinated, against the normal virus, but kids do die from measles, flu, rubella, can cause all sorts of problems to a pregnant woman.
Think about this when it gets to a point if this virus gets out of China. And you have to get vaccinated just to leave your house...

[Budvizer]

Probably walmart since they have basically anything and supplies are important. Ideally if I knew a place I could get a full suit of medieval armor I would go there to be invincible to zombie bites and scratched. Followed by a place to get a bike since they are fuel efficient.

[wankiam]

the zombie appocalypse has been with us already for several years and you dont need a baseball bat... you just need to turn your smartphone off

https://www.youtube.com/embed/-O0xNl8b_E0

[camerongaskarth]

That depends because if that SUV is a Ford.. I ain't getting in that thing for anyone.

If it's a Chevy! Hop in and let's get us some zombie squishing supplies and win or lose if we gonna die then we're gonna die like we deserved it!

[Phoenix98]

I live in a small town in a state filled with nothing but wide open spaces, plains and fields.

I'm going to get out of town first and far away from all human or zombie life so deep countryside after I supply.

[Darcia]

I’m heading to the airport to fly a jet plane and jetin the fu*k out of there. Equipping myself with the best armor and weapons around from the world.

[JackSmy]

Any local gun store, and getting shotguns and.22 rifles!! Zombie KILLERS!! A bullet to the brain or spine. . .

[seansin]

To get some food and supplies and try to find the island cuz they don't don't think they swim but you're more than welcome to come with me

[babywerewoof]

Probably in a ditch because i haven't driven a car before. Give me a fourwheeler and the first thing im doing is going home.

[confusedgamer]

Forest, if I can team up with someone who is able to kill and cook animals, I can skin them no problem. Also plenty of hiding spots in the forest

[Astarlessnightsky]

Getting myself a bike or other silent means of transportation,
also one that doesn't need refueling.

[NineBreaker]

It's an airborne virus, and not the first one to become an epidemic. Your SUV, baseball bat, and blades can't save you from contracting it.

[Agape93]

Leaving both behind, and following my original plans :/ can’t take suv with me and I don’t want to get that close with a bat

[DeeDeeDeVour]

To my parents' home and load up heavily on arsenal.

[BCA6010]

To wherever my stupid ass left all my actual weapons.

Baseball bat would be almost worthless.

[blutwolfe]

Redneck hideout me and the boys would have, grab the supplies, probably go to the nearest ranch and live out there for awhile

[Curabyron]

Id go home first and put nails in that baseball bat, get my family, lots of weapons and food then flee to ballina and live in a lighthouses.

[introvertshyguy]

Midwest, fly over states, high concentration of guns and food, low concentration of people

[purplepoppy]

I'd head straight for the zombies and recruit them into my army then conquer the world.

[Gunnar1978]

Police station or barracks to fetch some real weapons.

[Nik1hil]

Pochinki for best Supplies.. And cover.
And Georgepool for heavy supplies.

[0oGreyo0]

Home depot they have everything you need. Nail guns water food ladders saws. Wood to board up doors. emergency supplies like first aid

[mattym11]

My gun cabinet, then on boat to island (after quick raid on mcDs) 😂

[Anonymous]

Straight to the smallest grocery store I can find where I will take everything I can see off the shelves that can last a long time, and head straight for the mountains. Whenever is in my way gets ran over.

[pizzalovershouse]

Driving far away an under ground hideaway with others an plenty of food an shelter sn weapons to protect you

[Rangers]

To my house so I can get all my guns and ammo to have some fun😈

[Iamagoodguy]

Kill myself by driving off a cliff or where I would die fast

I ant Gona survive might as well go out on my own terms

[TallAnon]

I'd pick up some friends in the neighbourbood and plunder a store for rations, then fuck off to the woods.

[Trooper205]

Straight into the fray. I'm going to mow down those monsters.

[Guanfei]

Nowhere. The place I live is easy to defend, and I can find food around.

[Sixgun77]

My storage unit for my survival pack and range bag, then to my sailboat.

[Mad_man_x]

Huh I knew China will eventually become a zombie invested wasteland

Well I get in the SUV and drive to a safe place duh

[ashi220]

Well I would find a place to hide as I can’t really run for long

[Carleen4381]

To go see BTS at their concert and protect them with my life

[ShadowofRegret]

To the gunshop for a better weapon.

[DanOh2018]

Loud noises draw zombies.

[ShadowofRegret]

Is that so? In that case, give me a combat knife.

[DanOh2018]

A warpick and a buckler would be my go to.

[ShadowofRegret]

Ideally, I would prefer a Katana as that is what I specialize in, but I assumed I would not have access to it going by the question, not to mention it would be hard to keep it maintained in that kind of setting.

[Sevenpointfive]

to get a leather jacket and some barbed wire

[COMMODOREII]

To the dealership to get a better vehicle. 😂😂

[Creepazoid]

Lmao

[DanOh2018]

I know a mountain teahouse that would be perfect.

[Bismarck_96]

To the Tank Museum and steal the German Tiger Tank

[Gunnar1978]

Hope you have enough gas. Requires.

[Gunnar1978]

Requires 430 l/km.

[Gunnar1978]

(Sorry 430 l/100km)

[Bismarck_96]

There'll be enough fuel since it's a zombie apocalypse enough of fuel for a lifetime

[TheFirstMan]

Of course rifle store🤣🤣

[Plitty-Tank]

I'm probably going to run away from the zombies.

[AkshiJanjua]

i will crush zombies under the suv

[Anonymous]

Joel from the last of us checking in...

[your_next_crime]

My local Heckler and Koch factory

[D_Bone_Steak]

To the gun store.

[chriscdi]

im goin to walmart

[Laozi]

Himalayan.

[Tunasub]

To the bathroom...

[bklynbadboy1]

Home to get my guns

[the_sinner]

I'm going to heaven!