What inanimate object would you be?

[UnknownGagsUser]

A witch has cast a spell on you turning you into an inanimate, non-electronic object for a year. To be changed back into human form before the year is up, you need to be able to get at least a hundred people to touch you.

[aicarg]

LOL what a question! Ummm... maybe a door or a pen?

[Ummmmmmm222]

You chose some of the most dirty objects.

[OfDeath]

A hand rail next to some stairs at the beach.

[OfDeath]

Yes! MHO!

[Plitty-Tank]

Probably a chair.

[razelove]

Oh, that's easy, what object, non-electric can you get at least 100 people to touch, and not break in the meantime? AK-47, Dragonuvs are specialist weapons, CZ-9s are kept longer, M-4s, and M-16s unless used in training are issued once and then tossed. AKs are like hot potato as people get wasted, then traded between people of the unit that wasted them, then back, then back again. They survive 500 pound bombs, lack of cleaning, crappy ammo, home-made magazines, and 10's of thousands of rounds passing through. Their accuracy is terrible, but they are reliable.

I could probably get 100 hands on me very quickly. Especially if I can exert any influence to get my owner to just... die, and get picked up again.

Toss up between that and a bouncy castle to get out of it faster. I think the bouncy castle would fail before 100 people though.

[Anpu23]

A hundred people to touch you? An ATM machine. No problem about that requirement and it's just like being a bank teller for a year.

[UnknownGagsUser]

Non-electric object

[Anpu23]

Woops, hmm a door knob would qualify. Figure some retail store with a busy clientele. Easily a hundred people in a year.

[Jjpayne]

Oooo... Interesting... A popular library book. It would be fun to travel with people to see where they go.

[pizzalovershouse]

Sounds like have to be money but I would need to take lots of showers after that sense peoples hands get so sweaty woman dirty to the 1s who are gross af hygiene so probably be a quarter they get spent a lot

[sawno]

A big red button that says DO NOT TOUCH in the middle of a place a lot of people walk by.

[genericname85]

wouldn't "being" require animation? can a thing "be"?

[IAMNathanael]

Does a rock "be" or does it "is"? I dunno

[genericname85]

@IAMNathanael i would say "being" is defined by a consciousness that claims the status of "being". or at least sentience that can some sort of experience the world around it. so for example we can describe how a rock "is" but the rock itself can never claim such things or in any way behave in order to change. it's passive in this relationship. "being" would require active status of some sort. that's what i would say.

[Gedaria]

Your favourite pair of panties. So as to be up close and personal. lol...

[Anonymous]

A slut's dildo. Pretty sure I'll be back to normal within the week.

[IAMNathanael]

Make a microwave. beep beep

[monsterockstar]

What u say I don't know

[Tunasub]

Turn me on because I'm a light switch...

[Shamalien]

ill be a guitar string

[TallAnon]

I'd be a public piano.

[Silence00]

Nipple twitcher of men.

[DanOh2018]

Waving cat shop statue.

[Jean-Marie_Céline]

A corpse.

[Nik1hil]

Your vibrator..

[sawno]

You'd probably end up thrown away before your capable of turning back human. There is no way she is sharing her vibe with 100 people.

[UnknownGagsUser]

Non-electric object !!

[Nik1hil]

Fine.. Your Hairbrush! Or make up brush..

[Pineapple78]

Statue of Liberty

[the_sinner]

A cell phone.

[Ummmmmmm222]

Toe nail

[COMMODOREII]

I'm a dildo. 😗

[Shamalien]

what if u get sold to a gay dude? Think dude

[COMMODOREII]

@Shamalien i know i just thought about it after submitting. 😂😂 i figured f it. Its a 50/50 chance and at least it's better than being a toilet.

[Mad_man_x]

You could have been a vibrator?

[COMMODOREII]

@Mad_man_x yeah i think i will change it to clit stimulator. 😂

[Sweetnessxoxo]

Air?

[motownplayer2000]

Dont think air is inanimate. It moves even if it is stagnate. If still is moving around us.

[Sweetnessxoxo]

@motownplayer2000 but air is nto a living thing

[motownplayer2000]

But it is moving. There are several parts to that definition.

[motownplayer2000]

Like I feel like a car that's moving is Animate... I don't know. It think there is more just living. Because, water is not inanimate. We dont think of it as that way... however, it's not living.

[Sweetnessxoxo]

@motownplayer2000 okay lol my bad

[Ummmmmmm222]

Air moves around so just a trapped fart in a bottle then. That suits you better.

[Sweetnessxoxo]

@Ummmmmmm222 lol alright then

[bananathunder]

dollar bill...

[Mad_man_x]

A gun

[Anonymous]

A dildo

[Opinion Owner]

I mean, an emergency dildo