If you had to become an inanimate object for a year, what object would you choose to be?

[Sheriblossom]

I would want to be a diary/ journal because barely anyone even writes in those anymore and I just get to chill for a whole year! But if I get to be the journal of someone like me (who literally have stacks of journals) then I will have an amazing year of stories, laughs, memories, etc. And I will be there for the person to rant to when they are confused, sad or mad. I will be there to let them reflect on events in their life and be the thing that they can openly spill their life to without judgement :)

[Cammy137]

It depends. Can I be killed while I'm this inanimate object? As in, if it got destroyed would I die? Also, do I just turn back into myself or does my consciousness just switch back into my body?
I ask because my first thought is a satellite. Id get an amazing view of Earth for a year. But if I could die or if i convert back into my body wherever I am then id choose something on Earth. Id become the White House so I could listen into all the shady stuff going on.

[Sheriblossom]

Lol interesting take! But I didn't make the question that deep lol so yeah at some level you are aware of what is happening to you but you can't control it, so if you "die" you are broken but you'd got back noramally to who you were before in a year

[furiousrat]

I would be a dildo, for obvious reasons. Of course there is a chance that I would be the dildo of some gay dude, but according to Statista. com only 2,2% of men are homosexuals. So I have a 97,8% chance of living the dream, but a 2,2% chance of being one sad sad dildo.

I'm willing to bet on these odds.

[furiousrat]

Actually I have a 2,15% chance of the sad ending, had to redo the math.
Ain't no mathematician.

[Sheriblossom]

Lol wait 😂 why "2.15% " Wouldn't 2.2% make it 100%?

[furiousrat]

Because the 2,2% is the gay guys, so doing 2,2/100 implies that being the dildo of a straight dude would be the good ending. Instead you gotta do 2,2/102,2. The 102,2 is the gay guys + all women, because the other 97,8% of dudes that are straight are taken out of the equation. I don't know if you're following, can't explain math at all.

Also what the fruit loops, this is preposterous, which trifling ass hoe disliked my comment? Reveal thyself THOT

[SarahsSummer]

In a recent poll. 14.8% if men have tried pegging. Just saying.

[furiousrat]

I refuse to believe 15% of dudes have been fucked in the ass with a strap on.

[Sheriblossom]

I know whatcha mean :) Yo! I think she's targeting you 😂 😂 😂 She didn't dislike the other guy that said he wanted to be a dildo too lmao

[furiousrat]

what.

Aaaaahhh I didn't know another guy answered dildo before me... Welp there goes all my originality I guess. It's a cruel world

[Sheriblossom]

PapaFranku got you beat 😂

[Sheriblossom]

and only by 3 minutes too! 😂 😂 😂 damn

[furiousrat]

I'm making new enemies on the daily. PapaFranku better watch out.

[Sheriblossom]

Ooof The furious rat VS PapaFranku... hmmm would you get mad at me if I said I was rooting for the Papa Franku? 😂😂 😂 lmao jk

[furiousrat]

I'd snap my neck right after I finished snapping his

[ericclayton]

@SarahsSummer I'm sure that was a "scientific" survey. Like the 'studies' that conclude that 14.7% of all women are bi or lez. I don't trust that shit as far as I can throw it.

[ninjafemme]

Foundation... I'll be on some girls face and go and do everything she does.

[Sheriblossom]

Nice :)

[CarpetDenim]

I would become a computer because then I could still browse GaG

[Sheriblossom]

trueeee but hey, you don't get to choose who browses what on you tho. What if some random dude was really into "The biggest most dangerous bugs in the world videos"?

[CarpetDenim]

I can’t hack myself?

[Sheriblossom]

Hmm, sorry I don't think computers have that level on self awareness based on what i know lol I might be wrong but I think you'd have to wait for someone to hack you

[CarpetDenim]

I hope @disgustingweebtrash hacks me

[disgustingweebtrash]

I will hack you

[CarpetDenim]

What will you use me for?

[disgustingweebtrash]

Stuff

[Bruce_VVayne]

I would like to a bookshelf with lots of books on it. Having their all content would give me wisdom and knowledge.

[Sheriblossom]

good one!

[Bruce_VVayne]

Thanks

[msg812]

I would choose to be a mobile phone that belongs to a person i love so that i can always be the closest thing to her throughout a year.

[Sheriblossom]

aweh :)

[sawno]

A synth (Synthetic human), i'd be the same but require no sleep and have more brain capacity until i am back in my own body again.

[Ankitasingh466]

I want to be my bf's underwear.

[Sheriblossom]

specific reason? lol

[Ankitasingh466]

Cauz i can lick his dick all the time. 😋 Yumm

[Sheriblossom]

aha lmao 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[Ankitasingh466]

Yeaa 😂. And when he pulls me (underwear) down for peeing , i will pull myself up so that he pee's in his pants.

[Anonymous]

I'd become the Earth lmao

[Sheriblossom]

Lol! Coolio

[OldSchool_Metalhead]

a guitar lol

[Sheriblossom]

Lol why? :)

[ravagesavage]

Pizza

[ravagesavage]

That's an inanimate food object.

[Sheriblossom]

specific reason other than the fact that it's delicious? lol and also what if someone like me, put pineapple on you, what are your thoughts?

[ravagesavage]

1. I'd spit out the pineapple
2. It's delicious, so I'll eat myself before anyone can.
3. I'm gonna end this awkward ass list of thoughts. 👌

[Sheriblossom]

1. I'd eat up that juicy pineapple
2. I'm faster than you, all you get to do is breath yourself and get eaten lol
3. I;m ending the list too

[Clarke498]

Either a bra or a cap.

[Halucinator]

A book. Some detective novel

[PapaFranku]

A dildo.

[Sheriblossom]

Haha clever ;)

[PapaFranku]

I know ;)

[PrincessJasmindaaa]

Anything

[Sheriblossom]

even toilet paper tho?

[SarahsSummer]

Sunglasses. 😎

[Penelope_]

A clock

[ChloeStarfire]

Rubik's cube

[TerryCrewsHair]

A fridge.

[Anonymous]

Mmm, dildo? 😅

[TerryCrewsHair]

Do you like to live dangerously? You'd have no control over who your buyer would be.

[Sheriblossom]

@furiousrat oof anotha one!

[furiousrat]

Boy about to bust

[Opinion Owner]

@TerryCrewsHair meh, I'm an optimist.

@Sheriblossom, yeah, I didn't see the others till after i posted.

@furiousrat , I done did bust 3 times this morning, twice for a girl, once for me. 😝

[egykimo]

Book