Describe yourself as an inanimate object?

[JSmuve]

I'd say I'm like a burnt marshmallow; hard, crunchy, unappealing, and intimidating on the outside but soft, mushy, and delicious on the inside.

[the_RED_pill]

Bleach.
- Useful in multitude of tasks
- Have a strong and straightforward purpose
- When the cap is off you know I mean business
- Affordable
- Efficient and highly effective
- Always there when you need me
- Reliable when it comes to cutting through the bullshit

[Leggomyeggo]

I am a dildo, pleasurable in short bursts but at the end of the day I'm just a dick

[RJGraveyTrain]

I'm like an essential oil defuser: you don't know what I am at first, but when you realize it you find me oddly appealing for my unique charm an essence. But, sometimes, I blow abrasive smoke in your fucking face. 😚

[Genie23]

I'm a coconut. I'm hard, tough on the outside, soft on the inside. Very few people understand me 😅

[Machiavelli]

I am a lamp, bright and you can hit someone over the head with me.

[handyman312]

a vibrator. .. I try 2 bring women so much pleasure, but never get any thank you afterwards. .. just put me back in the nightstand until her boyfriend start acting right again. lol

[FreeAngel]

i would say I'm an old brick wall thats falling apart

[peachblossomluck]

I'm like fire. I can consume you but once you put me out I'm gone forever.

[Aalila]

chocolate I'm sweet and you always come back to me because i melt in your mouth hahaha 🤣😭

[Madixon]

I am a comb. If not used right I cause big ass knots to form in other people's lives 😈

[momo770]

I am like a tree. I grow tall, can bend with the wind and I renew myself every year when my leaves fall off which I'll call stress :-)

[Peachman]

A broken calculator, very useful sometimes, useless others

[Justinaveragedude]

A taser, because I cam electrify you, and if you let me, I will protect you.

[Anonymous]

A bar of gold I'm extremely unreactive very valuable and all the girls want more of me

[MuffinHead]

Strawberry chocolate with almonds.

[Wingedz]

A rock cuz i'll be stoning hard.

[karahiri]

I am a snowglobe.

[BeautifulPromisesx]

A wall.

[SuccessfulHornDog]

Rectal thermometer

[IHaveLists]

Hair straightener