What's your favorite mythical beast? Which one would you want as a pet/mount?

[420Rachel]

Bored so I'm creating a fun poll!

Dragon

Unicorn

Griffin

Werewolf

Phoenix

Chimera

Other?

[NamerOfStars]

Off the top of my head I'd probably say dragon, since they inspire the best art, but that may just be due to exposure. Also, the Chinese ones have mustaches, which earns them some bonus points. But I think instead I'll toss out some less-popular ones that others might not've heard of. Here's the Persian Simurgh:

With a guy wearing a towel in front of him for some reason

And here's the Persian Senmurv, presumably named just to be more confusing:

And looking like a Lisa Frank Gay Pride poster

Here's a selkie, because limiting your werebeasts to the nimble and quick is for wimps:

Although technically this would be a wifbeast, but I've never seen a male selike picture before

And an honorable mention to the allocamelus; it's not a particularly interesting creature, but it DOES give you a perfectly legitimate excuse to use the phrase "ass-camel", and few things can boast as much. Oh, and one more:

Yeah, this one

"But Namer!" You say. "Giraffes aren't mythical!". No, they're not. But if you go to the zoo and watch one for half an hour or so, you'll start questioning that. Anything that becomes HARDER to believe in when you see it has to be worth noting.

[420Rachel]

Oh wow the Smiurgh is an awesome creature 😍 I love that artwork. The selkie looks disturbing af 🤣

[CuriousJC]

My mythical creature is probably an abominable snow woman. I've been to the South Pole of Antarctica five times in my life and it's extremely cold down there. Everything freezes in an instant, I left my soap near the window and then 30 minutes later my soap was hard as a rock, I tossed my soap at the wall and it shattered into pieces. Don't get me wrong I like the cold, but the cold down there it's like death cold. There's some nice places in Antarctica but you got be completely crazy to take a trip down there. I tell people I've been to Antarctica, and there's an abominable snow woman down there waiting for me to come back and drop the frozen soap. That's how cold it is down there.

[420Rachel]

That's incredible! What were you in Antarctica for? Visiting the penguins? 🐧

[CuriousJC]

My friend asked me to come with him to the South Pole of Antarctica for the midwinter festival and also deal with his family.

[ChocoBat]

WHAT KIND OF MOUNT THOUGH...

It really depends, dragons, unicorns, werewolves but not like the shiny teen drama type, the feral angry type.

Ok but really, if we're being appropriate I want a Bakekujira... maybe a Kludde, sleipnir, a Hound of Tindalos if that counts... Nuckelavee? that'd spook a lot of people for real...

Wink wonk.

[420Rachel]

Haha yes. I definitely prefer the savage, animalistic type of werewolf. 😂 Also I hate how in some shows and movies the werewolves are literally just regular wolves. I like the bipedal wolf look much better

[ChocoBat]

mmm but quadrupedal wolves are pretty awesome too.

[Cynicaldreamer]

Cerberus! It would be so much fun and badass to have a three headed dog to guard my house and scare off people, haha.

Plus as big as it is, pretty sure you can ride it too

[Anonymous]

I dunno, I kinda wanted to say something different just to be contrary but nothing is really coming to mind.

I did consider the Unicorn as that would unquestionably be an extremely powerful chick magnet, though I rather suspect that as is the case with dogs, they are only interested in the animal.

Also I think i am too fat to ride a unicorn and the only thing worse than being both mobbed and snubbed when all you really want is to get to the shop for bread and milk would be all the booing and hissing and inevitable 'rescuing' (aka stealing) of my now broken mount.

Perhaps I will just stick with my car, I know where I am with that and it doesn't shit itself to death when things get squirrely.

[Anonymous]

Sea dragon:

#Mermaid

[libsaretards]

It was difficult for me to pick between Dragon and Phoenix. I went with dragon because I loved Saphira in Eragon (the book, not the disgrace of a movie that should never be discussed). I like dragons because they are tough, free, fierce and wise. I like phoenixes because they rise again no matter what shit life throws at them.

[Phoenix98]

A Roc

[420Rachel]

Giant eagles are badass. I'd love to see a battle between a roc and a dragon.

[Phoenix98]

It’d be pretty interesting that’s for sure.

[NathanDavis]

this time I have to go with Drogon...

https://www.youtube.com/embed/403jzB62dAs

[420Rachel]

I need to rewatch Game of Thrones from the beginning. I watched the first like 3 seasons a looong time ago. 😅

[NathanDavis]

careful with that!! lmao... the last seasons might not live up to the hype, no spoilers though

[Still-alive]

ahh fantastic pics. fine them on google?

umm yeah ill say the pegasus!

[420Rachel]

Yes I did 🤣 Google images baybyyy

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Loch Ness Monster

[Hiponit]

Always felt like dragons were unbelievably powerful but kind hearted in most fairytales. I wife also loves dragons, but no disrespect is meant to the other mythical creatures!

[mooky06]

A unicorn 🥰

[Still-alive]

i just knew it before i click on here you'd choose a unironic lol

[mooky06]

@Still-alive 🤭 well of course!! Did you expect anything lesser from me? lolol 🥰

[Still-alive]

you'd look quite majestic riding one ;)

[mooky06]

@Still-alive you really think so? lol perhaps with like fairy wings 🤭 and all i might

[Phoenix98]

Lol shoulda known you'd choose a unicorn 🤭 I see you picked one with a extra pointy horn..

[mooky06]

@Phoenix98 it’s a sparkly pointy horn 🤫😂 hehe

[Phoenix98]

Yes, yes it is lets just make sure the pointy sparkle horn doesn't go inside of me "accidently" we don't wanna... repeat of the last accident.

[mooky06]

@Phoenix98 haha oh yes.. my bad my bad 🤭

[Phoenix98]

Ok I trust you *looks at the unicorn* I got my eyes on you though -_-.

[mooky06]

@Phoenix98 lol ok ok be nice be niceeee! 😂 *pats you on the back*

[Phoenix98]

Ok.. ok I'll be nice, peace and love and all that *makes a peace sign*

[mooky06]

@Phoenix98 *looks at you and burst out laughing, shrugs and winks at the unicorn*

[Phoenix98]

*rolls eyes* peace out duuuudeeeessss *flies off on my giant eagle*

[FinalFantasyBro]

Definitely the fire bird The Phoenix, I love how majestic and sick it's look.

[ShadezMcgee]

I will take the flying, fire breathing scaled lizard.

[Aurora1010]

Dragons are the coolest

[420Rachel]

Agreed 😎🐉 Griffins are pretty badass too. They're like my second favorite lmao

[ChefPapiChulo]

how tf would you be able to feed any of those things. imagine the amount of food they eat.

[420Rachel]

You feed your enemies to them 👀👍

[ChefPapiChulo]

I don’t have enemies.

[DizzyDesii]

Pegasus like the angel of all unicorns. The rest scare me. Phoenix is pretty until it dies

[strawberreez123]

I really want a dragon. I would ride it to school every morning.

[Lionman95]

Either a griffin or a centaur (half human, half horse)

[ohshee]

I think my all-time favorite mythical beasts, would have to be *Barney* lol

[exitseven]

I wpud go with the Griffin. I would put a saddle on him.

[DJB72]

Of your options the Griffin but I've always wanted to meet a Centaur

[007kingifrit]

centaurs are pretty rapey , they breed exclusively through raping human women as the legend goes

[Hanrej]

Hydra!