Can respond back 🤣 Cause otherwise im tempted to make a bunch of discord calls 🤣 I can't express it through written paragraph like i want 😝 But for now, i must focus at work… grrrr
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(COPY OF MY SPOILER-FREE REVIEW)
I thought the movie did a lot to please everyone, but I only thought it was okay.
- Ned and "MJ" ruined a lot of moments for me and had too much screen time, and I don't like them at all. The Scooby Gang were insufferable.
- Doctor Strange's magic was way too convenient and plot-breaking, as was the way Peter decided to 'defeat' the villains. That seems like a "Deus Ex Machina" plot device there (yeah, I know it's not the fully accurate term). Archer: "ISN'T THAT CONVENIENT?"
- There's a lot of plot holes to address, or if you choose, to ignore. (No Mary Jane Watson, no Gwen Stacy, no Raimi Venom; I get why they're not there, but according to how the spell worked, they should be there in the movie even if they're not needed).
- The fact that there are no MCU equivalents of many of these villains, like Norman Osbourne or Dr. Otto Octavius, also feels empty and weird for me; how can they not exist in the MCU? Hell, this isn't a spoiler, but Uncle Ben isn't even really a thing in the MCU timeline. That's egregious.
- There weren't enough fight scenes or action in the movie. Really, just that final "Sinister Five" fight and that's it. The bridge "fight" doesn't count, and without getting into spoilers, it's easy to say why.
- The good stuff is accurate, though: Emotionally turning MCU Peter Parker into a man and maturing him, as well as the big surprise in the movie everyone was waiting for. SO GLAD they actually did it.
- Lastly, the way the movie ends leaves a lot open to new possibilities, which I like, but I also feel like we're still never going to get the REAL Spider-Man mythos, like a proper Mary Jane Watson in the MCU.
And after it's all said and done, THIS STILL DOESN'T FEEL LIKE SPIDER-MAN! This feels like a random mish-mash of elements from the Spider-Man universe, but not proper Spider-Man lore. The next Spider-Man trilogy MIGHT address this and give us a proper, definitive Spider-Man story, but I seriously doubt it. At the very least though, he may no longer be "The Amazing Iron Boy" (words I don't use, but the people who do have a strong point). Maybe the next trilogy will set up a proper Mary Jane Watson, Gwen Stacy, Norman Osbourne (even if he's not the villain), and so on.
I'd personally rank No Way Home a 7/10. I wasn't that impressed, although the big secret in the movie was amazing to see.
The Good:
- The villains making a comeback.
- Taking care of the past Spider-Man movies and giving a proper finale to them.
- The ending leaves open a world of possibilities.
The Bad:
- Peter's "Scooby-Doo" Gang.
- Plot holes, plot holes, plot holes!
- Still feels inaccurate to the Spider-Man lore.
You make some good points. Also, I am not 100% positive but I heard that there’s going to be another amazing Spider-Man film with Andrew Garfield’s Spider-Man. I’m assuming it’ll take place after the events of no way home. So it may be too soon to say that no way home was the finale that wrapped up the other Spider-Man films... maybe that’s true for the Ramy Spider-Man films but for Andrew garfield’s, I think he has a few more under his belt 😯
I give it 8/10 and damn u mentioned a lot i want to
Disxuss but im at work rn. Remind me in a about 8 hours cause i got
A lot to say
@DizzyDesii
Thanks for the MHO.
I saw it on Thursday. There was a few points in the movie where the entire theatre lost their minds. And I'm like, "calm your tits people, it's a movie". And I've seen all the spiderman movies and the entire MCU movie list. I guess people are more emotional than me. I thought the movie was pretty dope though. Lots of action, lots of funny moments, some nice touching moments as well. One of the better Marvel movies and certainly the best spiderman movie.
Im gonna send you what i felt about it
I tried to send u a pm of my review but it won't allow it without following
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Yes, I went to see it with a friend. We both loved it! We knew we would though. His grandma got us the tickets. We almost cried at a few parts ( if you’ve seen the film you’d know which parts ) I also whooped loudly at certain parts and got a few others in the theater to as well. Lots more clapping though. I think doing that kind of thing makes it a more exciting experience. I hope we get more movies that are this exciting to the point where people vocally express their excitement at something that happens in films like this. Like in endgame when cap used Thor’s hammer
Im so mad i had a quiet theater. No one laughed but me! Screw them 😂 and yes i cried
It was amazing. Not ashamed to admit that i cried a little bit during "the fall".
Exaaaaactly!! Thats my fave scene outside of the 3way hug!! We can discuss in pm later if you want. Rn im at work though but omg I've been talkin To everyone about that scene 🥲
First day, evening show.
Loved it.
The weight of his sacrifice could be felt at the end.
Yes we must discuss later when i have time 🙌
SPOILER BELOW:
I saw it... I liked it but then again it was kind of bittersweet.
I was bummed Aunt May died.
It was cool seeing all of the old villains back... it was cool seeing all 3 Spidermen together.
It was just bittersweet that May died and the he lost his friendship with Ned and MJ.
I was glad she died. She was annoying and giving him horrible advice. But i’ll send u my review
It won't let me message you it
You may have to follow me. Are you following me already?
Yes but it still won't let me send
I watched it. It was the best, craziest, most intense, most moving, awfulest wonderful movie ever
Yesss! I’ll message to discuss
Saw it today. I totally loved it!! Everyone who loves the old spidey movies will be flashed by this one! There also a ton of Easter eggs and memes.
I almost dropped dead when Willem Dafoe said again "You know I'm something of a scientist myself" 😆
This movie is like made special for spiderman geeks and fans. Just amazing!
In the theatre everybody cheered and clapped their hands when **** entered the room
We must discuss!! I’ll message u privately when im free to avoid spoiling
When did you see it? Also today?
Yes just a few hours ago
What a coincidence lmao. Sure you weren't in the same cinema as I
Haha
Yep me and the bois went to see it, we where screaming when all the cool characters showed up.
Saaaame! I’ll message you to discuss
Yes I saw it I wrote a non spoiler review :)
Spiderman No Way Home review
Follow me so i can message you right wuick
The one with Dr. strange all three Spiderman's working together the villains came back
I know :)
I saw it and it was awesome. The theaters were packed. When tobey maguire popped up everybody in the theater screamed (including me). Spiderman is by far the best superhero alongside batman. After that I watched sam raimi's spiderman 1, 2, and 3. I also listened to hero by nickleback which was in the first movie. Next Halloween I'm definitely dressing up as peter parker in the wrestling costume.
Yesssss!! We must discuss
well its awesome you liked it. Glad you enjoyed! Hope the next one has you as excited. In the meantime please wish the diehard Star Wars fans luck that the future is brighter then the Sequel trilogy which was an epic fail. T. T
Lmao ok
My kids saw it and loved it. They already can't wait for the next one.
I dont even need another. Im just so satisfied rn
No but I keep hearing about this everywhere so Imma watch it this week, there are probably some prequels too that I missed so it might become a marathon
Yesssss!!
Not yet girl😂 I actually wanted to watch the other Spiderman movies again first but no time for that
Maybe I might go tonight
You muuuuust go!!
Giirl in two hours I will be watching it 😂😂 the theaters are so damn full, it took a while until I found a free ticket
Was going to see it next week but then my country closed down due to covid again so I don't know when I will get to.
Omg hope u get to
Noooooooo not yet I’m gonna see it with a bunch of friends on the 27th🤩😭
I’m most excited to see Andrew Garfield btw😂
Lol i was screaming for tobey
Girl I’m wearing a whole outfit inspired by Andrew’s suit😂😂I’m so hypedddd😂
Daaaam haha
Yes!!! I have!!! The ending was kinda sad and the bouns scene... OH DO NOT GET ME STARTED-
Yes we must discuss!!
I'm just waiting for it to be... "legally downloadable from a reputable website"
Hahahaha. This one was worth the movie ticket price
I loved it!! I wish “they” had more screen time tho, the chemistry between them was just top notch. Also loving all the memes thrown around in between dialog!!
I know im crying!!
Message me
I haven't seen it, but I bet it's good to be Tom Holland kissing Zendaya these days.
So cute.
Haha yea
Because its all 3 spidermans fighting together
there's only one Mary Jane, one MJ (michelle) and Gwen
Yea but she died in her film

Seeing it tomorrow. avoiding spoilers lalalalallaalaaaaa
I didn't mention spoilers here. But message me once u watch
not accusing you just saying lol
yesss it was amaaaazing! wow what a movie!
I was going to message you my review but it won't let me
Far from home? I'm not sure I remember what the name is
No way home
watch iiiit
Yup I liked the way they justified the endings for both previous Spiderman especially amazing spiderman such a heart breaking moment
Ikr!! We’ll talk privately about it later
Sure
I'm probably not going to watch it possibly.. but there's something called spoiler alert you know
Yeah but there was no spoiler here we didn't exactly say what happened it could be anything
It's odd.. you don't really need to know the details, that information could be used to predict what was going to happen. It's sort of like saying the ending was very sad in a certain movie.. if you get some context you can fill in the details and even if you can't it's still not really rational
I didn't say ending of this movie i said ending of previous movies 🤪.
Let's try your theory 🐱 tell me the story of the movie 🍿🎥 .
And if the person who watching was really a fan he would have already known as it was allover YouTube and other sources even b4 the film was realised
Interstellar has a doubty ending,
"Real fans" are not the only ones watching it no?
If they aren't real fans there is no possible way of knowing it 😆
Im a spiderman fan but refused to check youtube trailers and i dont have social media so i avoided all spoilers thankfully haha
I have seen it and I'm going to go again to watch it. Definitely the Best Spider-Man Movie (at least in my opinion) . True Mix of all Emotions , Storytelling and Acting. Proud of Tom Holland !
Im extremely tempted to go watch again
I have not seen it yet. I will wait until the crowd dies down in a few weeks before I see it.
Awww spoilers will be everywhere by then
I going to try to watch after Christmas. Do you know if you can stream it? I might watch it with some friends and family if we can stream it on Christmas Eve.
I try to see as many films as possible and Andrew Garfield's acting never fails to be incredibly entertaining to watch.
So you saw it? Cause I want to message you my review
It won't let me message you the review
I had mixed feelings. It was great without any doubts but I felt like sony has gone too far trying to interfere with Marvel’s storyline by mixing characters and references here and there.
Yea they did over it a bit
I did see the movie and had to buy 4 tickets so I could have no random strangers sitting by me. I quite enjoyed the movie as well.
Lmao
I was gojng to message you my review but it won't let me
I haven't seen the movie. I usually wait until it comes on tv
Omg but its so worth goin to see
@Neosporin my audience gave no reaction. They were quiet the whole film. I said fck them and laughed aloud lol. I also screamed and cried 😬
@Neosporin just means i need to go watch a second time
saw it last Thursday... can't wait to go see it again sometime this week
I definitely wanna see it again
I will see it when it streams on whatever so I don’t have to waste money going to the theaters
Its not a waste. It was amazing
I’m sure it is amazing but I just don’t know when I’ll be able to go the theaters. Kinda have no choice but to wait
I'm aware of the plot.
Is this just a movie filled with member berries to pique our nostalgia?
It definitely fulfilled the nostalgia. Everyone got more than a “cameo”
Nope!! I am a marvel comic guy. But the marvel movies suck!! And spider man is soooo overrated. Lol
Boy bye lol
I watched it yesterday.
I’ll
Message you to discuss
It won't allow me to message you
Andrew redemption was... Oh my God!
Lol lets not spoil for others but we’ll
Discuss privately later haha
People here should expect some spoilers xD
But fine I won't say anything else.
I tried to send you a pm of my review but it says i can't send you a message without following u but indid follow you
Really? My account doesn't allow messages other than followers? Had no idea. Give me a moment.
Done. Try to message me now
Fuck, not yet, I'm eagerly waiting to see it in 2022
Hurrrryyy
Not yet watched it though. But I think it Is hillarious like deadpool.
Deadpool doesn't even compare lol
Lol say to me thag you are kidding about that. Or you want me to drag ma ass and get me watch the Spiderman. I have to look for it.
Screw Spider-Man when thanos erased his punk ass I stood and applauded
😂😂😂 i laughed when iron man died
Aw 😂 you just a hater because that was bad ass
Spider-Man should’ve stayed his friendly ass in the neighborhood thanos wasn’t playing
😂😂😂
No, I don't think I have, but spoilers won't affect if I watch it or not.
Lol i can spoil if u want lmao
We preordered tickets for the first day and forgot to go lmao. Might go this week
Giiiirl 💀
Ikr 😭
It was awesomeeeeeeee
Yes we must discuss
Very very good movie!
Absolutely!! I’ll message you
No I haven't seen it.
Must see
Not yet but I want to.
Its worth it
I haven't seen it yet.
You gottaaaa
Sorry haven’t seen it
Can’t wait to here tomorrow’s movie update
You gotta see it!
Have not. No interest.
Nope, Spiderman bores me
Nope. I’ll probably watch it when it’s on Netflix
I know you’ll like it :)
I'll be seeing it soon.
Please do 🥲
@DizzyDesii I haven't it is it any good?
Im hyperventilating rn just waiting to explode to tell someone about it!!
@DizzyDesii I know that feeling very well so I take it was awesome 😘
No Toby Spider-Man
No watch
I dont wanna spoil but lets just say, you get more than enough ;-)
It’s really good. I like it.
Yes we’ll discuss later for sure!!
It was sooo good Hmu haha
I will later for sure!!
Sorry I love Superman 😍
Spiderman is better lol
I love the one who plays it so..
Henry Cavil?
Yes.
I really wish Cavil was seeing this
Yes i have seen it on the release day
So lucky
@apriljoiner did!
Its amazing
I saw the original. That was good enough for me.
https://youtu.be/7TijWJS9Pt4
That said, after Tobey Maguire in 2002, it lost its charm just being another comic book movie. That said, I heard that Peter is revealed to be Spider-Man and that's interesting... but he's not Tobey Maguire...
nope
Not yet i want to
Tell me when u see it
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