What would you do if Mario hopped on YOUR head on his way to murder Bowser and rescue the princess?

[Still-alive]

I'd be pissed

Vote A

I'd kick his ass!

Vote B

I'd team up with the goombas to get him back!

Vote C

grab a fire flower and fry his ass

Vote D

Just accept my fate as Mario's footstool

Vote E

I'd do something else (say what)

Vote F

Updates:

[meetkitty123]

I would say 🖕you and run off with the princesses. I'd introduce them to the modern world, feminist concepts and of course GaG granting them full freedom. Mario and Browser won't know what hit them.

[Red-Blaze]

Most likely, I be laying on the ground waiting for an mdical care if I am not dead

That plummer guy is heavy

But if not I will kick his ass, go save the princess my self, without stoping by passers

[Deathraider]

I mean what could I do. I mean with the amount of force he’s apply here, I’m lucky if I’m alive.

[llorando]

[Cherry234]

I would just accept my fate as his footstool. He is doing something noble after all, so I don't have much to complain about.

[SandandWaves]

if he's so good and hopping... he can leap over my head...

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

I'd team up with the goombas to get him back!

[SaoirseS]

I would end him.

[clampfan101]

Reawaken Mr. L!

[RuthlessAggression]

is luigi witth him?

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Nothing