Your username is your company, what are you selling?

Its a mind drug enhancer but you don’t even have to pop a pill. You just dance in the little hoolah hoop for 60 secs and it’ll have you goin strong for the next 12 hours #GetDizzyToday for ONLY $99.95!! Lmao, just kiddin! For you, first timers, I’m knocking off 75%! Get a day’s worth of dizzy for only $25! (Sorry, naughty little Desi is not included)
Not a fan of death but probably an remembrance based business, selling items so people have options when it comes to ways of remembering their loved ones. I'm guessing headstone designing would also be a part of the business. Would probably either start with or expand by adding crematoriums since there's a lot of beauty that you can create for someone with someone.
We're selling the finest Grand Pianos capable of producing the deepest and fullest tonal qualities! They're highly adaptable & customizable! Made by the very best engineers in the game! Our groundbreaking music technology will allow you to have a better piano experience than all others! What do you say?
Well, ice cream sandwiches. I could sell different flavors too like Rocky road and chocolate chip mint, or just different colors like red and purple, to get an edge on the market. Seems like I never see any flavors or colors besides the big 3 in ice cream sandwiches at the store.
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A pyramid scheme to become a motivational speaker...
Booze. Ell oh ell! It was inspired by the raspberry liqueur called “razzmatazz”.
I would be selling stuff to do with witches, vampires, ghosts, weird looking stuff, old medical supplies etc. Basically oddities.
soul hunting services for hire...
Not selling anything. I will not sell love lol.
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Oh wait I already do that
I'm selling "lightening in a jar".
Flame throwers
Cocaine.
shoes and running gear
Apples and fruits?
Waste material
ducks
I'd sell bubbles
Hippy clothes
Shorts apparently.
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