During an apocalypse, who would you rather deal with?

[letuswaltzforthedead]

This is based on a argument I had with my sibling over a video game. I was basically told I would be fed to the zombies instead lol. Choose your pick.

Your useful friend who excessively makes fun of you but helps

A useless ex who mocks and belittles you for existing

A dumb idiot

[MysticDevice]

My useful friend who makes fun of me. We've been planning for the apocalypse since highschool so there would be no better team out there.

He can hunt, fish, and trap food in the wild. I can drive, shoot, and strategize.

I drive, he shoots. Thats the plan.

👍

[Agape93]

I trust my friends. I can handle some jabs.

Idiots will get us both killed, and I'd just straight up kill my ex. Friends are the only option that will end well

[MCheetah]

Why would anyone pick option B or C?

[Anonymous]

no one lol