What do you think of this literary winner for horrible writing?

[AviatorTom]

The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest (where "www" means "wretched writers welcome") is an annual contest (since 1982) that has challenged participants to write an atrocious opening sentence to the worst novel never written.

https://www.bulwer-lytton.com/2022

Here is the Children's & Young Adult Literature winner for 2022, by Neil Prowd of Ballarat, Victoria, Australia:

"Three bears arrived at their den to discover a yellow haired girl sleeping, and as she was neither too hot nor too cold, neither too soft nor too hard, but just right, they ate her."

What do you think of this?

[SnowedIn]

I actually quite like it. One can argue that it's less than original while at the same time, it's quite a unique take on the original story. its amusing and imaginative.

[exitseven]

That is very clever and certainly more believable than the more popular version of this story.

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎

[CrazyGirl2]

Well, it makes more logical sense than Robert Southey’s version!

[purplepoppy]

It would have been funnier if they didn't assume her gender.

[NathanDavis]

for some reason... I first read it as "Three beers..." that, made it interesting as well

[OlderAndWiser]

It's not the worst opening ever, because it's funny!

[AngryCarl]

That's way too good. In fact the way she got the whole novel into one sentence was very impressive!

[AngryCarl]

I mean "he". Sorry Neil.

[Anonymous]

Yes I've gotten wet from a massage. Good job because when my husband gives me a massage out of nowhere his erect penis accidentally slips in

[DizzyDesii]

He has no imagination