Would you survive a zombie apocalypse?

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I mean seriously every zombie movie and game I've seen they are so easy to kill so who would survive

PraviteliNahuiValite · Accepted Answer

I'm the   who would convert them to the religion founded by @bean2k21  The process of converting zombies into the Orgasmosphere founder's religion involves instilling a belief system in them that provides a clear set of rules, expectations and understandings regarding their behaviour. In particular, the belief that collecting coom is a key to their afterlife gives them an incentive to collect as much coom as possible, as they're already half way in the afterlife. Additionally, the increased motivation provided by this religious belief combined with the inherently lacking levels of inhibition present in zombies can lead to extraordinary efficiency in their collection efforts. Furthermore, I will make a green face while preaching of the Orgasmospheric religion, which may also encourage cooperation among zombies, and can further amplify the efficiency at which they can collect the coom needed to achieve the key to unlock the afterlife.

MrCommodore · Accepted Answer

Survive? I'd make a fortune farming those Zombie motherf#*kers from EU grants and subsidies.

Aerissa_Jade · Accepted Answer

Yes, it definitely helps that my town only has 200 people in it and we are long ways from the next town over, that means tops I only need 200 to 300 rounds to take out the entire town if they were all zombies.

Plus I grew up on a farm, I know how to raise animals and plant crops, I could go back to the family farm and hopefully with other family members be self sufficient.

Berethor · Answer

Many zombie movies and games have zombies that are more dangerous than classic zombies, our zombies are different trope, and even with classic zombies, you might be able to take them one on one, but they tend to come with great numbers, and they can infect you with a scratch, in addition to that there is the beware the living trope, you might face human psychopaths who are more dangerous than the undead. My survival skills are not great and I am not particularly lucky, so I would likely not survive a zombie apocalypse.

EricSummer · Answer

I think I would be one of the zombies as I received three Covid vaccinations in the crisis. Dies that count as "surviving"?

My daughter refused to get vaccinated and she promised to try and take care of me once I zombify in a few years.

Hellraiser1984 · Answer

Depends on the type of zombie. Romero types are slow and only really dangerous in groups and up close. They're usually not very smart either. Return of the living dead type very hard to kill really and they're pretty mobile and intelligent. 28 days later types aren't really dead just hyper aggressive infected people. They are fast and somewhat intelligent. They can be killed pretty easily and can be starved to death. It just depends on the type of zombie and the intelligence and instincts of the people around me.

Sunkizzd · Answer

Well, I’m able to run pretty fast but I’m bad with weapons, so I’ll last a few days.

lightbulb27 · Answer

I am a zombie, especially after too many cappuchino's, so I vote yes.

qwert1234 · Answer

Expectation: Me, holding a rifle, on top of a secured grocery store, picking out zombies. Reality: I am one of the zombies being picked out by the dude with a rifle on top of a secured grocery store.

Anonymous · Answer

I'm kinda bisexual and in a relationship with my girlfriend right now. I guess I would find the strongest possible guy I could to protect and provide for me and I'd even encourage my girlfriend to do the same or share that guy with me. For that guy protecting and providing for me and/or my girlfriend I would do anything he wanted sexually or otherwise.

LiamJHayden · Answer

World War Z Movie zombies, probably not for long unless I almost immediately got to safe, heavily armed zone. Most others? Unless I got really careless, the other non-zombies would be much more of a threat than the zombies would be.

WanderingLoveWizard · Answer

Y'all have zero confidence in yourselves. I would fuck a zombie apocalypse right up the ass. I hope it happens, it's my dream

BungusHighFivePizza · Answer

These sorts of situations tend to bring out my A-Game, but I'm not sure. I have my bad days. A single bad day might mess up my whole shit.

Signinggirl123 · Answer

At first yes… but I wouldn’t last more than a month.

MementoMori777 · Answer

Probably not cause i know they won't be so easy to kill but i can say id survive a good while

Andres77 · Answer

Stop telling people how! that’s just more competition for the remaining food. if they can figure it out, let them be

NostalgiaSenpi · Answer

As long as I access my medicine, otherwise, I might have a seizure and become a zombie, myself.

cryscrys1 · Answer

We are currently surviving it let’s see how it goes  Why do you ask the question as if it’s fake or a fantasy..

GainToo · Answer

If I has the resources? Possibly. As I am right now? I'd probably be one of the guys who stays too long in one place and dies first.

Anonymous · Answer

Depends. Walking dead absolutely? 28 days later? Not so much.

Alpha714 · Answer

I always thinking of it... Sitting some place... Just imagining if people start eating eachother what i will go from here... it's weird i think... But its surviving technique as well

Dreamclouds · Answer

Probably not, reality is always worse then movies

exitseven · Answer

Yes, I would also survive a liberal apocalypse.

TrillXHippy · Answer

Yeah I’ll just go somewhere where there might be any zombies and just not make any noise for as long as possible

Bekaaaaaaaahhhh · Answer

I’d be scared so definitely no

Fuentes · Answer

If I had a bunker and tons of food n water like Cloverfield lane lol if not probably not

AviatorTom · Answer

Maybe for a few days but then we'd all be toast.

Anonymous · Answer

just feed them george soros and bill gates larry fink klaus schwab scooter braun that should keep them filled for a while

Akam93 · Answer

Sure thing. I got full case of guns and ammo.

Mansearching · Answer

No. I don't like brains.

legalboxers · Answer

This is an OKCupid Question lol

BLP11520 · Answer

I own 8 guns🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jmmmfi4 · Answer

I fucking love zombies

SaoirseS · Answer

I definitely would.

Agape93 · Answer

Yeap

Anonymous · Answer

Yes, I believe so.

Wise4myage · Answer

I'm well armed.

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