Who is the most unfunniest comedian in your opinion?

[smahala1991]

I never liked Jerry Seinfeld. Another one I never liked is Ron White.

[FunkyMonkee]

I've heard people RAVE about Ernie Kovacks!! In the late `70's or early `80's, I watched a lot of his shows and the only bits I liked were the Nairobi Trio and SOMETIMES the bits where people ate in time to music being played.
Another friend of mine went ga-ga over Nichols & May. So,. I bought one of their albums and was bored shitless!! Not a laugh on the record!!
People thought Bob Newhart was funny. Not me!! again, bored!!
I still hear people today raving about how incredibly funny Lenny Bruce was! Again, I bought one of his albums just to see what all the fuss was about and, again, not a single laugh on the album and it was a 2-record set!! I never played it again!!
Someone, about 2 years ago, raved about how hilarious Mitch Hedgerg was. Could've fooled me!! "Oh, it's all in his delivery!" Really? His delivery sucks!! He sounds like he just learned to speak English and thought he'd give being a comedian a shjt!
About 35 years ago people were going on about how funny Andrew Dice Clay was. Couldn't prove it by me! He's nothing more than a showoaf!! BIG DEAL!! You can smoke a cigarette by wrapping your arm around your head!! That really gets MY panties wet!! I think he only had one funny line in his whole bit and I don't even remember what it was!! I think it was the Mary Had A Little Lamb bit. He reminds me A LOT of one of my guitarists that thought he was god's gift to the planet!! Especially the female half!!
Gilbert Gottfried wasn't funny. He looked like he was doing his routine while someone was shoving a hot poker up his ass!!
I was kinda forced to watch an episode of The simpletons and I almost accidentally laughed once!! Something to do with Lisa playing a saxophone.
SNL stopped being funny in the late `70's when they thought they were the American version of Monty Python and they never had any punchlines for their skits and then they just kept repeating THE SAME FUCKING SKIT OVER AND OVER AGAIN!! Samurai chef, Samurai tailor, Samurai gynecologist, The Coneheads,. the diner that only serves Pepsi and hamburgers, the Killer Bees, the Land Shark, Emily Latella... come on, man, you're SUPPOSED to be comedians!! Come up with some fucking NEW material!! It's like being on a plane and having to play Peek-A-Boo with someone's baby for the entire trip!!
Rick Balkey (Rick Rockwell) I went to school with him and he wasn't funny then, either!! One night, I went to see Steven Wright and, after the show, I ran into him and his opening act at a bar next door and they invited me to hang out with them for a while. I asked them if they ever heard of Rick. They had and they both thought he sucked!!
Steve Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel WISH they could be funny!! I never thought much of Jay Leno, either but I'd MUCH rather put up with him than those two no-talent fuckwits!!
CarrotTop needs to get a life! Somebody wake me when he starts telling jokes!

[NamerOfStars]

I don't know; generally if comedians don't amuse me, I don't stick around. But at one point, was listening to the comedy station on satellite radio (my dad's truck came with a free six-month subscription), and found myself listening to a bit by Andrew Dice Clay, which consisted entirely of him repeating the phrase "I'll be right back" with various inflections and sometimes changing the order of the words around.

Now, sometimes with that radio, you'd get jokes that didn't land, because they relied on visual cues that obviously wouldn't work over radio- fair enough. But those would only show up in between other jokes; otherwise, they'd've been edited out. This was different: this segment opened with "I'll be right back", accompanied by laughter. And it just kept going, but it didn't go anywhere. After thirty seconds or so, I flipped through my other presets for a minute or two, and came back to "I'll be right back, right? Back? Right!" and more inexplicable laughter. I turned the radio off, stared out the windshield for a few minutes to give the station time to remember that comedy was supposed to be funny, then turned it back on to hear the bit still going on. I can only conclude he was performing in a nitrous oxide factory with poor safety practices.

[DizzyDesii]

Tiffany Haddish and Amy Schumer suck. Adam Sandler is not funny but i like his films because of supporting cast and storylines. Louis CK isn't all that. Chris Rocks voice is funny but he's not. Tracey Morgan can't act nor is he funny. Shawn Wayans is handsome af but he and Keenan Ivory are unfunny (only Marlon and Damon are funny). Kevin Hart is unfunny in movies but he's good in standup. Man i could keep goin

[smahala1991]

What about Key and Peele?

[DizzyDesii]

They are hilarious but only on Key and Peele. One is horrible at producing movies and the other is unfunny in anything thats not the show Key and Peele

[jennifer_bloom]

Chelsea Handler has never made me laugh, all she does is make fun of people which even a monkey can do. She has no talent other than blond hair and a skinny body.

[ADFSDF1996]

I don't find John Oliver or Stephen Colbert to be humorous. They come across as being passive aggressive.

[awsamb]

Agreed they’re both horrible

[OfMiceandMen]

I am totally with you on Jerry Seinfeld, the only reason his show last that long was because of the other actors/characters.

[smahala1991]

Jason Alexander and Julia Louis- Dreyfuss are awesome

[OfMiceandMen]

They made that show tolerable.

[strateguy632]

jerry lewis was not funny for me, but i am a later generations.

[smahala1991]

Apparently a lot of couldn't stand him

[SaoirseS]

Stephen Colbert. He’s so freakin spastic. He reminds me of a Chihuahua on a wet linoleum floor.

[BCRanger10]

😆🙌

[MysteriousDarkness]

Here are some comedians that I do not find hilarious or even funny.
1. Sam Kinison
2. Andrew Dice Clay
3. Jerry Seinfeld
4. Stephen Colbert
5. Joe Rogan
6. Katt Williams
7. Dane Cook
8. Carlos Mencia
9. Andy Dick
10. Carrot Top
11. Kathy Kriffin
12. Russell Brand
13. Tom Green
14. Jimmy Fallon
15. John Oliver
16. Rosie O'Donnell
17. Amy Schumer
18. Ellen Degeneres

[smahala1991]

I would have to agree on all those choices

[DermalPunch]

Oh there are a few

Sarah Silverman-- horrible

Amy Schumer -- why?

[KostasKouvalis]

Amy Schumer, Sarah Silverman, Dimitri Martin, Joe Rogan

I always thought Seinfeld was incredibly overrated and unfunny as well. Maybe his show was funny, but his stand up wasn't.

Don't disagree with you on Ron White either. He's probably the least funniest of the "Blue Collar" boys

[Paul09]

OMFG Yes, Jerry Seinfeld not funny at all. He got lucky he got this far. Plenty of non funny people. Hmm I get annoyed by Pete Davidson. Chris Rock too.

[awsamb]

I do not understand why people like Pete Davidson - his whole schtick is “oh I’m a loser look at me and by the way my dad died”. He’s annoying

[Paul09]

@awsamb yup, you summed it up. And he thinks he's the real slim shady lol

[Anonymous]

I don't know, but Dane Cook gets a lot of hate. I think he's pretty funny. Especially his bit about the movie theater

[BCRanger10]

I can't remember the last time Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Trevor Noah, Samantha Bee, or John Oliver said anything funny.

[MysticDevice]

Bo Burnham. Not a single one of his bits made me laugh. And I've seen a LOT of his content.

A lot of my friends are like "omg! You gotta watch this he's so funny" and I watch it and it's dull beyond belief.

[EpicSnail]

Joe Rogan sucks at stand-up. He's an excellent color commentator/martial arts expert, a great podcast host, but I can't figure out why he thinks he needs to do stand-up.

[FilmGuy93]

I don't know how you could not like Ron White, but I never found Joe Rogan funny. I like his podcast, but the dude's standup is frickin painful.

[awsamb]

Agreed I like Joe but he’s not really funny

[FilmGuy93]

@awsamb I don't know what happens, man. It’s like all of the intellectualism, nuance and subtlety of his humor goes out the window on stage. At least his podcast is good though. I’m happy to have that to listen to

[ChiTown33]

Sarah Silverman, Chelsea Handler, Stephen Colbert, Bill Maher (he has his moments but his comedy is more of a hateful rant than a comedy). Oh and Zach Galifinakis.

[Nikki1989]

Adam Sandler or Jim Carrey.

[smahala1991]

Sandler was ok in a couple of movies, but other than that his whole acting along with Jim Carrey is almost identical in every other movie. It's like they play the same kinda character

[Mrgoodstuff62]

Amy Shumer or whatever her name is. Hands down the worst

[Roxxy99]

Carrot Top

[smahala1991]

Who doesn't hate that rat bastard 🤣

[Anonymous]

Kathy Griffin is not too fucking funny!

[LiamJHayden]

Andy Dick.

[smahala1991]

Low key responsible for Phil Hartmans death

[Degenerate]

Amy Schumer

[smahala1991]

Never actually heard her material

[Degenerate]

You're doing yourself a favor