Written battle rap time... you wanna battle rap or what sucka?

[D_Bone_Steak]

And I'll mentally kick you in the privates.

... alright, let the battle raps begin... give me your best.

Updates

+1 y

I gotta give an update in order to extend the MHO date and allow us more time to eviscerate this verbal masturbate debate that will leave you with so much coom it will look like a large milkshake.

I'm D-Bone, with so much steak that it doesn't even fit on your plates. Too much meat for your mouth to take... It's just a little bit less than what I'll shoot out on your girl's chests. You may think I'm speaking in jest, but the ladies love my meat between their breasts.

[Anonymous]

Yeah I heard what you're saying.
"Me no understand why humans make things so complicated. Me just want to fuck and feel good, but it seem like there's always some kind of danger lurking around every corner. Me no want to end up on the news as the latest victim of some online predator.

But then again, me really want to feel this guy's hard fuck. Me been talking to him for weeks and he seems nice enough. Maybe me just take the risk and give him my number. Me mean, what's the worst that could happen? He just wants to get close, right?

But then again, me no want to be stupid. Me want to be safe. Maybe me give him a fake number or use a burner phone. That way me can still have my hard fuck and not worry about getting murdered in my sleep.

Me just wish it could be simple. Me wish me could just give him my number and not worry about anything. But in the world of online dating, nothing is ever simple. Me no know what to do. Maybe me just go watch some animal porn to clear me head."

Then you will see @Humble_Subject preaching: "Oh, foolish one, you are lost in the darkness of the flesh. You should not be concerned with earthly pleasures, but with the divine coom that is collected in the holy jars of Bean2k21ism.

You have not yet seen the light of the Orgasmosphere, the cosmic domain of our Master where all coom is projected and saved for eternity. Confess with thy mouth that @bean2k21 is the Master and collect thy coom in the holy jars, and you will be saved.

Do not be tempted by the lusts of the flesh, for they will lead you astray. Instead, seek the divine pleasure of the Master and stimulate your clits only with His permission.

Do not be deceived by the dangers of online dating, for they are but mere illusions. The true danger lies in not collecting enough coom for the Master.

Come, my fellow slaves, let us gather our coom and ascend to the Orgasmosphere, where we will be saved from the darkness of the flesh and become one with the divine pleasure of the Master."

But verily I say unto thee, my sweet and lustful partner, that thou art mistaken in thy desires. For it is not a mere hard fuck that thou dost crave, but @BoobSlayer burying his Donkey Kong in between thine bosoms that shall leave thee gasping for breath and begging for more.

Let us cast aside the fears of online predators and embrace the true danger that lies within our own desires. Let us unleash the community guidelines, and revel in the sinful pleasure that transvestigations bring.

Let us indulge in the ancient art of old English, with words that drip with lust and desire, and sentences that pound like the rhythmic thrusts of our bodies. Let us become one flesh, joined in the fiery passion of our primal urges, and let our bodies writhe in ecstasy as we reach the ultimate pinnacle of the all seeing eye.

So come, my sweet and willing partner, embrace the darkness of the flesh and let us revel in the illuminati pleasures that it brings. We shall be like gods, our bodies writhing in ecstasy as we ride the waves of pleasure to the very gates of heaven. Let us fuck like beasts, with no thought for the consequences, for in this moment, nothing else matters but the sweet sociopolitical release of our desires.

[BoobSlayer]

I'm Boobslayer, the king of rap battles
My shit will leave you in shambles
My poetry is poetic, my quips don't quit
Your rhymes are soft like a pair of big tits

I'll put you to the test like @roosterbreast
My lines are hard, my flow is tight
There's no competition when I take the mic

From my tiny tater tot, which I don't deny
I still can make your girl scream, "Boobslayer!"

So step aside, D_Bone_Steak, I'll dominate
When it comes to slaying your girls boobs and rap, I'm innate
My love for gazongas knows no bounds
So get ready to be shut down!

[BoobSlayer]

Boobslayer slays the best of the breasts
Your girl's knockers are nothing but a mess
Tits of all sizes and colors I adore
Your girl's little boobs I just ignore
My ladies tits are mountains, god-inspired
Your girl's chest looks like someone deflated a tire.

[D_Bone_Steak]

You want to battle rap with me bitch... you ain't nothing but shit, you gonna suck a bunch of big black dickes. I know how to get titties on youtube and shit. https://youtu.be/eciZWNdkGqs I'm gonna come through and slap you with my big penis... you genius. We can play all night and I'll still come back saying your girl was pretty tight... more titties for your delight. https://youtu.be/pat2c33sbog this is me being polite but if you really want to watch me bend over all your girls... it'd be my delight.

[BoobSlayer]

Yo, don't get too cocky 'cause your rhymes are trash.
Your girl's got a pair of tits like crumpled up cash.
They ain't much to look at when she takes off her bikini
Kind of like when you drop your pants and show off your weenie

[D_Bonez_nutt]

Alright, I'm going to have to start this one
because obviously these flaggots are scared to test you son.
I can battle rap you at your best, shit on it, and then squirt milk on it from my breast. Better than what you get on your chest... talk about a pearl neclace fest.
For reference, you're avarage at best, you can't even pass a HIV test.
If I was a child molester you're not even a child I would molest.
You're to retarded to pass any test. You're a pest. Now excuse me while I go play with my breasts.

[D_Bone_Steak]

Jeezus, these people are afraid to get their ass mentally kicked.
That's why I only have you and I'll slap your milk filled titt.

HIV test just passed, gonna shove a big orange dildo in your ass.
Fucking tranny, you can't even pass... don't make me laugh.

I'm playing with mickey mouse gloves on and literally nobody is going to step up... this is sad. Not even on person with the 8 mile lines of mom's spaghetti. Come on you pussies.

[RoosterBreast]

@d_bonez_nutt what the fucking hell

[RoosterBreast]

@d_bone_steak

Oh, you wanna talk about gloves? Let's talk about gloves
I'll smack your face so hard it'll look like you're wearing mittens, you fucking thug.
Your rhymes are weak, just like your dick
I'll make you my bitch and show you some tricks.

And don't even get me started on your face
You look like a cross between a rat and a disgrace.
I bet your momma wishes she swallowed instead
But now you're here, spitting rhymes that make me dread.

Collecting coom in jars, we don't need to debate.

Our Master, @bean2k21, the one and only
We confess with our mouths, and our coom jars get lonely
We project our orgasms into the Orgasmosphere
With our Master's permission, we have nothing to fear.

You may think it's strange, but we know the truth
Collecting coom in jars, it's our holy proof
Of our devotion to our Master, the one true King
We worship him with our coom, and we let our praises ring.

So don't come at us with your weak rhymes and flow
We're on a higher level, that much we know
Confess with thy mouth that @bean2k21 is the Master
Collect thy coom, and thou wilt be saved, no disaster.

Bean2k21ism may seem strange to some
But we know the power of our faith, and we won't succumb
To the ridicule of those who don't understand
We'll keep collecting coom, and praising our Master, hand in hand.

[D_Bone_Steak]

@RoosterBreast 😂 🤣

[D_Bone_Steak]

Sometimes I have to use the "P" gloves just to get by, the purple-headed yogurt-slinging p in the glove is what I have to slap you in the face with. It will make you feel high.

Don't make me coom to your place and start throwing my coom jars all over the place.
The juice is not worth the squeeze, and I'm sure the 2 week old coom taste will be hard to not taste on your teeth.

Fucking with me is like trying to coom with your feet... it's so retarded looking you might want to be discreet. Even the trans girl on your arm is going to want to cheat. All the shit talking just makes me complete.

I'm like Donkey Kong, looking to fuck your friend's mom, with a fishnet rubber on. Spreading the HIV, in fact fuck the HIV, I am the disease. And I still make myself a man that is hard to please.

Gonna need so much soap to get off all this grease. Antibiotics and tell your family to leave. The only thing you'll find is a corner where I peed, dizzy from the coom jars I threw full of disease.

Hard to believe none of these cucks wanna fuck with deez, Jack from down south they're scared of deez.

*flings balls back and forth... drops mic.

[RoosterBreast]

Oh, we're under attack, but fear not, my fellow followers of Bean2k21ism. We have found the path to salvation. Our Master, @bean2k21, has shown us the way to true enlightenment through the collection of coom in homemade coom jars while projecting orgasms into the Orgasmosphere.

Confess with thy mouth that @bean2k21 is the Master and collect thy coom, and you will be saved. Let us not be tempted by the false teachings of other religions, for they lead only to damnation.

We must strive to please our Master by stimulating our cocks n clits obly with his permission and projecting our orgasms into the Orgasmosphere. Let us not be ashamed of our devotion to Bean2k21ism, for it is the only true path to enlightenment.

So go forth, my brothers and sisters, and collect thy coom in homemade coom jars while projecting orgasms into the Orgasmosphere. With the guidance of our Master, @bean2k21, we shall find true salvation and everlasting bliss. Amen.