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What are your dark jokes of the day?

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    What do fish near the Titanic have for lunch?

    Five Guys.

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    • Agape93
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      Lol xD

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  • Jaximus-Lion
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    I don't share my dark humor/jokes because every time someone says they can handle it ot turns around they can't and it goes bad. Thanks, am good 👍

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  • BrookeS
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    I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."

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    My doctor gave me a year to live. So I shot him. The judge gave me twenty years. Problem solved.

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    Dark humor in the Soviet Union is like food. Not everyone gets it.

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    I like my coffee like 👍 like my women, dark and bitter.

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  • Brandi555
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    Lmfao. I get a lot of them from you.

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    • Agape93
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      Why is it when people discuss the holocaust they always talk about the awful genocides of Jewish people. The millions murdered. But they never discuss the thousands of murdered gypsies. Do you know why?

      They don't want to discuss the positives.

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      I don’t know. 😞

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