Sahih Muslim Book 041, Number 6985: Also in the Hamas Charter.
Abu Huraira reported Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) as saying:
"The last hour would not come unless the Muslims will fight against the Jews and the Muslims would kill them until the Jews would hide themselves behind a stone or a tree and a stone or a tree would say: Muslim, or the servant of Allah, there is a Jew behind me; come and kill him; but the tree of Gharqad would not say, for it is the tree of the Jews."
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"My Girlfriend wanted me to treat her like a princess for her birthday. So I took her out, got her drunk, and crashed the car."
I love dark humor and one of my favorite comedians that does it is Jimmy Carr. ^^
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuBlbMmjBrg
This made me laugh and yet go "awww" at the same time..
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A cruise ship is sinking and all havoc is breaking loose. Everybody scrambles to the lifeboats. Before loading the lifeboats, a teacher yells, "Children first!". Cop says to the teacher, "Fuck the children!" A priest walks up to the teacher and cop and says, "Do we have enough time?"
While on a hike one of the guys asks what happens if we see a mountain lion. I joke that we throw his chawawa at it and run. That is why he brought that tiny dog with him in the first place right?
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The hating of breast feeding in public needs to stop. I can raise my cat anyway I want to.
Why are Iranian women always so high?
Because they are always getting stoned! Bahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhhahhhahhahhhhahaahahahahahahhhahahhhhhha!
I made that one upI do like dark humour :P Uh... My favourite dark humour joke isn't mine so I can't take any credit for it but it's something like:
What was the last thing to go through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their feet.A seal walks into a Bar.
He sits down and the bartender asks, "what can I get you?"
The Seal replies, "Anything but a Canadian Club on the Rocks."Lmfao I don't think it gets much darker than joking about your child's death
I don't know if it's dark humor or just insensitive, but:
If we had more nets in Africa, we could save millions of mosquito lives by preventing them from getting AIDS.I'm a fan, it's like that time Stephen Hawking walked into a bar... just kidding.
Wow, my darkest joke would offend at least 1/3 of population here.
How do all ethnic jokes start? - With a look over your shoulder
Haha I love it. Mine are usually racist to my black friend at night. Like dude where did you go? All I see is floating white teeth haha I'm terrible.
How do you get a hundred dead babies into a bathtub? With a blender.
How do you get them out again? With a straw.It can be quite offensive at times though, it's just like English humor, it may not be funny to others that are not familiar with the subject or culture
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