If a middle aged woman cradling a small log like a baby says it wants to tell you something what would you do?

If a middle aged woman cradling a small log like a baby says it wants to tell you something what would you do?
If a middle aged woman cradling a small log like a baby says it wants to tell you something what would you do?
Look at her strangely
Well might as well oblige and talk to her log
Id pinch myself to see if im dreaming
Walk away slowly
Tell her i have a wood chipper out back id introduce her log to if she likes
Something else
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If a middle aged woman cradling a small log like a baby says it wants to tell you something what would you do?
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