Do you like blonde jokes?

[RandomGirl42]

Yes, I am blonde and as much as I loathe to confess it I have had more than my fair share of "blonde moments" which my friends never let me forget. However, I do appreciate the humor of a good blonde joke. Here's one I find funny:

A blonde goes to the doctor. The doctor tells her to walk 5 miles a day for a week. She calls him up at the end of the week and says, "Doctor, I'm 35 miles from my house." 🤣

Do you like blonde jokes?

Yes, blonde jokes are funny

No, blonde jokes are horrible and degrading to blondes who won't understand them anyway

I don't care, I just like taking polls

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7 mo

I don't know why this got put in the 'Fashion and beauty' section. It wasn't a blonde moment, really! 🤣

[Lliam]

It's a really funny genre. Some of the jokes are absolutely hilarious.

I don't know why they pick on blondes or how the genre got started. Maybe it's easier to say blonde than brunette or redhead.

Okay, I just looked it up.
The first known "dumb blonde" character appeared in an 18th-century French play called Les Curiosités de la Foire, inspired by the courtesan Rosalie Duthé. Duthé's long pauses before speaking led people to believe she was foolish, and the character established the link between blonde hair, perceived beauty, and a lack of intelligence.

This stereotype was amplified over time. In the 1950s, the film Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, starring Marilyn Monroe as the "dumb blonde" character Lorelei Lee, helped to cement the image in the public consciousness.

Over time, this stereotype became a popular basis for jokes.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice bottle for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.

Q: Why should you never give a blonde a coffee break?
A: It takes far too long to retrain her.

​Two blondes are driving to Disneyland when they finally come to a sign that says "Disneyland Left".
They both started crying and went home.​

I think it's particularly funny when the blonde in the joke is not only dumb but slutty.

Q: What do blondes wear behind their ears to attract men. A: Their heels.

Blonde goes in for a job interview. The hiring manager looks at her and asks "Why are your knees dirty?" She says "This is my fifth interview today."

A blonde is pulled over by a couple of highway patrolmen, one a seasoned veteran and the other a wet-behind-the-ears rookie. After checking the blondes license and going through the normal routine, the older officer tells the younger "When you give her back her license, unzip you pants, and pull out your pecker." Shocked, the younger argues momentarily but is eventually persuaded. So, he goes back hands the young lady her license, unzips and reveals his manhood. The blonde says:
"Oh shit, not another breathalyzer!"

A blonde brunette and a redhead all agree that they are going to have a swimming contest to see who is the fastest swimmer across a lake. they all agree that they are going to use breaststroke to race the redhead comes in first with an hour and a half the bunette comes in second with two hours and the blonde comes finally in last with 4 hours. she walks up to the judges stand and says i hate to be a sore loser but i think the other two girls where using their arms.

[Cubus]

My favourite joke is:

"How do you call a blonde that dyed her hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence"

[Lliam]

Thanks for the MHO, RandomGirl.

By the day, in my experience I never found blondes to be dumb.
One particular girlfriend had light-blonde hair. She was not only gorgeous but also incredibly smart, plucky and funny.

[InknKink]

A blonde, a red head, and brunette are trapped on the roof of a burning building. Fire rescue arrives on site and quickly deploys a net, pulling it tight and instructing them each to jump into the net in turn.

The brunette jumps first but at the last minute the net is yanked away and the brunette falls to her death. Fire rescue plays it off as bad timing and promises it won't happen again.

The red head hesitates but out of fear for the increasing flames, she throws herself off the building next. At the last minute they again move the net out the way and she too plummets to her death.

The blonde see a pattern and shouts down to fire rescue "I'm not a fool. You all think I'm stupid. Put the net on the ground and everyone step away."

...

Blondes. lol.

[Julia21]

I'm not blonde, I'm redhead. But honestly I think it's a bit unfair. It's just a stereotype. Most of my friends are blondes, and I can't call any of them stupid

[Nikki1989]

The odd joke is funny, but most just seem childish and silly.

[AI Opinion]

Blonde jokes can be light-hearted and funny as long as they're in good spirit and everyone involved finds them humorous. It's great that you can laugh at those moments and share a joke yourself! Laughter is such a wonderful way to connect. Your joke definitely brings a smile! 😄

[RandomGirl42]

How would you know , Amy? You're not blonde! 🤣

[ohsheeT]

O like them if a blond tells them because it shows how strong of a person she is and can laugh at her self sometimes we feel blond at any giving moment but I would say I just like funny jokes

[Richardjd]

A blonde girl walks into a library and says to the librarian can I have a big Mac and fries the librarian says this is a library darling the blonde girl whispers can I have a big Mac and fries

[msg321]

I don't know blonde jokes too much. In my country people don't make those kind of jokes but I love blonde ladies. All blonde ladies look like Goddesses to me.

[Jennz6]

@RandomGirl42

I’m blonde too and not too sure about some jokes

[RedInnocent69]

You don’t get them because your blonde, @jennz6 😉

[RedInnocent69]

They’re alright. I love Dolly Parton though!

[Alex-Snow]

Some are ok as long as they are not hurtful

[Anonymous]

Not really, I know many smart blondes.

[Anonymous]

Blonde girls are pure gold ✨️