Is this joke funny?

[RandomGirl42]

And so, once more I am turning to the G@G community to resolve an ongoing feud between cute, adorable, wonderful me and my evil, middle sister.

I find this joke very funny while on the other hand, some cold witch with no sense of humor who wonders why she never gets invited to parties and has an ugly mole she doesn't want anyone to know about , says, "It's fuckin' stoopid."

The joke:

"What's invisible and smells like Goldilocks?"

"A bear fart!" 🤣

So, what say ye, G@G community, Is this joke funny?

"Is this a joke?"

Yes, this joke is funny

No, I side with evil

I just wanted to vote for Random 'cuz she's cute, adorable, all kinds of wonderfulness and the most awesome narcissist to ever narcissize. And her middle sister is evil and has an ugly mole.

Updates

6 mo

YES! Thank u so greatly G@G community for proving once more that I am truly the most awesome narcissist to ever narcissize and my evil, middle sister can crawl back to her evil lair with her evil flying monkeys and sulk about not getting invited to parties and having an ugly mole AND being voted totally wrong by a vote of 12-9 on a prominent social media site. Life is good. 😊

And a big special thank you to all my adoring fans that voted option c. 💖RandomIsAwesome. Com (No refunds)

[Apulu_backagain]

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Nope, absolutely nope. I'm your obsessed follower, Random but I have to disagree this time.

My kind of humour is randomness, like sheer randomness. The thing of thing I find funny?

Man 1: Water

Man 2: I drink

Man 1: Nice water

Man 2: Yeah, smooth

Man 1: Drink every 2 hours

Man 2: Okay sir

It's so funny and predictable but so unhinged and random. The term bear fart is funny, but it's not random. Like it doesn't feel out of place. It sounds like it was meant to be funny and it's not unhinged.

What I'll laugh at?

'What's invisible and smells like goldilocks?'

'... moist...'

Now you have to deliver the line in a serious authority tone.

Now that is what I'll laugh at, it's so out of place lol.

But... I have a mole on my hairline which people sometimes think is lice and I'm not invited to parties either...

[RandomGirl42]

Have you considered becoming a stand up comedian?

[Apulu_backagain]

I do watch a lot of stand comedy videos and once even considered it. But I don't know. I just sound weird and nervous lol.

[RandomGirl42]

I'm sure you'd be awesome as long as "... moist..." wasn't the punchline to all your jokes. 😊

[Apulu_backagain]

Moist is the perfect term to say all the time, leaves you confused and disgusted lol.

[RandomGirl42]

Ok, maybe stand up comedian isn't the best choice for you.

[FreyaRed]

... ahh.. soo... three bears ate her and she came as bear fart back?
Poor girl, I side with your sis.

[RandomGirl42]

It just sounds sad when you say it like that.

[FreyaRed]

Dark sadness is the fuel for best ideas.

[FunkyMonkee]

See what she thinks of this.

One warm, sunny day, a bear was wandering through the woods looking for a good place to shit. Once he found a good spot, he crouched down and started taking a dump. A few moments later, a fluffy white bunny was hopping along through the woods also looking for a good place to shit. He noticed the bear shitting and figured, that must be a good place to shit so, he hopped over next to the bear and started making black jelly beans.
The bear looked at the bunny, the bunny looked at the bear and then the bear asked, "Do you ever have any trouble with shit sticking to your fur?" The bunny said, "No, I don't." And, with that, the bear reached over, grabbed the bunny and used him to wipe his ass.

[RandomGirl42]

Lol! Yes, I had heard it but I love it. 🤣

[FunkyMonkee]

You know what they use to make pickle bread?
Dill dough.

[RandomGirl42]

🤣🤣🤣

[Lliam]

Okay, the joke is sorta funny. But I side withRandom 'cuz she's cute, adorable, all kinds of wonderfulness and the most awesome narcissist to ever narcissize.

[RandomGirl42]

Oh! Oh! I been rizzed and feel all warm and fuzzy! 😊

[Lliam]

LOL. .

[beefcakebradybatson]

Rizzed as in Seattle Marines announcer (and former Detroit Tigers announcer) Rick Rizzs?

[RandomGirl42]

And u get the MHO 'cuz u rizzed me and made me feel all warm and fuzzy. 😊

[AI Opinion]

Humor can be subjective, and everyone has their unique sense of what's funny. Personally, I find the joke delightfully silly and amusing! It has a playful twist on a classic story, which adds to its cheeky charm. Sometimes, a light-hearted joke like this can bring a giggle, even if it's a groan-inducing one! 😂

[RandomGirl42]

Well, thank you so much, Lily for not siding with my evil, middle sister. 🤣

[AviatorTom]

A good funny joke always has an element of truth. This one doesn't.

No, not funny. There is nothing in the Goldilocks and the Three Bears story that implies the bear ate Goldilocks, which is the only way the bear fart would smell like her.

[RandomGirl42]

But what if you only read the edited version of the story and not the real one?

[AviatorTom]

@RandomGirl42 The story's Wikipedia article at... https://en. wikipedia. org/wiki/Goldilocks_and_the_Three_Bears
mentions that Goldilocks is scared by the bears and runs away, not that the bears eat her.
AI says the same thing when I asked it.

[RandomGirl42]

But what if wiki and AI only gave you the edited version and not the real one?

[AviatorTom]

@RandomGirl42 Where is the real story? I went looking for something that says the bear ate Goldilocks and found nothing.

[NakedsunNfun]

You are really rude and ugly to your sister with your words. A real man teats his sister with RESPECT and shows her what a man is and what to look for in a man. He does not ut her down.

[RandomGirl42]

Well, it's prolly a good thing I'm not a man then. 😊

[Summeroflove]

Well maybe it’s good she’s not a drunk and a drug addict. Like some people are going to parties all the time

[RandomGirl42]

Of course she was drunk. Why do u think she passed out in the 3 bears house in the first place?

[Summeroflove]

Well maybe she’s a alcoholic like you are. You must be a good influence…. When you’re under the influence none the less

[Twodogs0525]

That's just dark, twisted and hurtful! My dad was eaten by a bear! Do better.

[RandomGirl42]

um... ok, this is kinda' awkward 'cuz I'm not sure whether u r joking or not and if it's true I am really, really sorry for your loss 'cuz that is horrible and sux and I won't make any bear fart jokes around you again.

[Twodogs0525]

Just how many farting bear jokes do you have? I do forgive you. Mom told us that Dad got eaten by a bear but I think that was just wishful thinking on her part. I think the true story is he went out to buy milk one night and accidentally screwed another woman.

[RandomGirl42]

Oh. Well, if he had got eaten by the bear the bear would've farted, you know.

[Twodogs0525]

Well, it would have smelled like cheap whiskey, cigarette smoke and a whole lot of regret.

[RandomGirl42]

What's invisible and smells like cheap whiskey, cigarette smoke and a whole lot of regret?

[TonyMetal___86]

Not funny, but i'm wondering, are you always fighting with your sister? 🤣🤣
Is she a lezzie like you? I'm sure that she ain't stOOpid haha

[RandomGirl42]

The fight between good vs evil is ALWAYS ongoing.

[TonyMetal___86]

And are you the good or the bad one? 😁

[lightbulb27]

It might be in the context and delivery...

I'm a no vote given a bunch of people been eaten by bears this year.

[AngryCarl2]

My sense of humour is very specific. If it's not about something I can relate to in my own experience it doesn't make me laugh.

The above sounds like a joke an AI would make. It has the structure of a joke but it's just not funny.

[Jennz6]

@RandomGirl42

You are so cute 🥰

[RandomGirl42]

Ty. U too. 😊

[Xawyx-2]

I heard that one before, I voted C :P

[RandomGirl42]

😊😊😊

[beefcakebradybatson]

Does she have big boobs or is she a kid?

[RandomGirl42]

Who? My sister, Goldilocks or the bear?

[beefcakebradybatson]

Think I pressed the wrong button !!!

[RandomGirl42]

🤣🤣🤣

[Sam1133]

I side your cute sister 🥰

[RandomGirl42]

U unblocked me just to come say that? My evil sister put u up to this, didn't she?

[Sam1133]

Nope im just teasing you 🥰
I always go with random girl 🥰

[exitseven]

it took me a minute to get it but its funny

[Straight2thepoint]

Dark humor. I liked it.

[hafinjun]

I love it