2 sailors looking in a butcher shop, and the butcher ask them, where does th tide come from when it flows in, the sailors said they didn't know, so the butcher says, call yourself men of the seas, so one of the sailors ask, where does the meat come from when I get a hard on, and where the fuck does it go later on
Eh... not very funny.
A husband decides he's going to be clever and says to his wife " I bet you can't tell me something that will make me happy and sad all at the same time".
The wife thinks for a minute and says "Actually, I can".
The husband smirks and says "Oh yeah, what is it?"
The wife says: " You have a bigger cock than your brother".
As a former Sailor, I LOVE this joke. I can't tell it at church, but I love it.
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Not much of a joke. More something you could make a funny anecdote out of.
I think this is a seamen joke and assume the tide is semen flowing in.
Not a gut buster. But I’ll give it a ”Cute!”
Where us the joke? There's no punch line.
hahahahah sort of funny.
Mmm not that funny really.
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LOL, funny!
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