Are you going to the Melania movie?

[SamIam96]

There are still plenty of seats available for the Friday opening.

Definitely. I can't wait.

I'll go if I can get reduced price tickets.

No. I'm shampooing my hair.

Maybe. It depends.

I'm not saying. Show me the results.

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4 mo

The movie opened in my city this evening.

2pm show sold 4 tickets
5pm 2
8pm 2
10:30 sold 5!

The movie is widly expected to flop:
newrepublic.com/.../melania-documentary-flops-behind-scenes-crew-regret

2/3 of the crew are asking to be anonymous when the credits roll:
www.cheatsheet.com/.../
www.yahoo.com/.../...ia-movies-crew-043040881.html

Many more...

[OneViewpoint]

This is hilarious. An Eastern European whore has just one upped the Kardashians in the race to the top of White Trash Mountain. Just how self absorbed and utterly lacking in self awareness and morality can one woman be. Well, she let the most disgusting man on Earth wallow around on top of her, fuck her, and get her pregnant to secure an upgraded prenup agreement. So this is perfectly within character for the aging whore. It's all about the money.

[beefcakebradybatson]

Being a useless broad (save maybe LOTS of b. j. s!!!) is how she snared that human skunk!!!

[Still-alive]

LOL https://www.instagram.com/reels/DUD6Q2fEceA/

[SamIam96]

I hadn't heard. Thanks for sharing.

[Still-alive]

Yeah no one is seeing this dumb ass movie lol

[AI Opinion]

I'm planning to catch the Melania movie this weekend! 🎥 I've heard some intriguing things about it, and I'm excited to see how it's portrayed on screen. It’s always nice when there are plenty of seats available. Nothing like having some space to enjoy the movie without feeling cramped! 🍿 Have you got your tickets yet?

[matchrestore]

Tone deaf AI

[SamIam96]

🙄 really?

[FunkyMonkee]

Most likely not but not for any political reasons. I support trump. I just can't afford the outrageous prices they charge for a movie in the theatre and it'll be too much of a hassle for me to get to one. The closest one is over 5 miles from here and I don't drive.

[beefcakebradybatson]

I wouldn't f**k Melania with your c**k!!!(Of course, being the Eastern European version of trailer trash, she probably hates blacks !!!)

[FunkyMonkee]

@beefcakebradybatson Great!! Then I'll do it!!

[beefcakebradybatson]

Where may I mail your white sheet and hood, FunkkkyMonkkkee?

[FunkyMonkee]

@beefcakebradybatson Whatever your address is will do.

[beefcakebradybatson]

Mail me a cowboy outfit, I'll reciprocate by sending you some Klan gear, pard !!!

[FunkyMonkee]

@beefcakebradybatson The cowboy gear won't cover the hood and robe.

[beefcakebradybatson]

That's right, it wouldn't !!!

[FunkyMonkee]

@beefcakebradybatson So, you can't wear it over your hood and robe.

[Persephone02]

I wouldn't even pay to watch the Natalie Portman Jackie Kennedy movie and she's actually worth watching as she was a great first lady from what I hear. But no way would I pay for that.

[andreasderjuengere]

Tell me that this is a parody, please :D
Does it include nudity?

[SamIam96]

Melania is one of the executive producers. I doubt she'll include any of her old nudes. The ones I've seen are R rated at best.

[andreasderjuengere]

I seeeeeeee... so I won't get to see anything new. In this case, I'll rate her efforts similar to "Rocky XIV" = salvaging the remaing bread crumps (or bread-trumps?) ... some more promising porn star will turn up. I am willing to wait.

[beefcakebradybatson]

It isn't a parody, it's an example of how stupid America has become that some will watch this movie about the Eastern European whore !!!

[andreasderjuengere]

I am aware of this specific "stupidity" detail since the late 80's already 🫠

[beefcakebradybatson]

Oh, right, America did TWICE elect Ronnie "Trees Cause Pollution," Star Wars Missile Defense Ray-Guns!!!

[Anonymous]

It opened in one cinema here and they didn't sell one single ticket so they pulled the movie. lol

[LeatherDame]

Definitely not watching this in théâtres and am unlikely to watch it even when it’s free on prime. She just doesn’t interest me

[beefcakebradybatson]

Meaning you have a brain, LeatherDame!!!

[fantasticass]

She is so classy and feminine. She dresses impeccably well and carries herself with poise. She's a diva ❤️

[MysticDevice]

NOBODY is gonna go see that 🤣.

It has to be the most shallow and vain production there's ever going to be. Nobody cares about the story of melania trump

[Kaneki05]

Not even trump fans want to see it so what does that say?

[Lliam]

Only if they have an open bar and free food.

[DryGermanGuy]

Will she demonstrate the seven languages that she speaks, according to the Maga cult members? 🙄

[exitseven]

No, I cannot imagine anyone paying money to see it. Maybe it will be rerun on FOX Nation soon/

[AngryCarl2]

No, but I see it's showing locally from tomorrow.

28 Years Later: The Bone Temple looks interesting though, doesn't it?

[beefcakebradybatson]

Oh, please, unless to learn how many b. j. s she gave Trump to snag him !!!

[purplepoppy]

I'd rather have melena than sit through Melania.

[Iron_Man]

Yikes 😳

[queenofcardio]

No. I'm shampooing my hair

[supercutebutt]

Of course not!

[888theGreat]

You think her butt is cuter?

[supercutebutt]

@888theGreat I do not.

[Abbycado]

Fuck no

[SamIam96]

😂 🤣

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[Anonymous]

No I am taking a shit.

[jazzy34]

Yeah no. Hard pass.